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[And after a whole afternoon of exploring and using this new bracelet of hers to answer some questions of her own, Eve has finally sat down somewhere in her respective Welcome Hall to scan the network. It seemed like another social tool, albeit a freakish and magical one, so she figured it would be a good idea to make use of it.

Making sure she looks confident and presentable, she turns on the video function with a friendly smile. If she was going to do this, she was going to do it right and without looking like a total newbie.]

Y'know, when I started to do my Christmas to-do list, I guess I must have forgotten to include "get kidnapped by Norse mythology". My bad. [Laughing, just a bit. She's actually annoyed by this, but she won't let it show any time soon.] Anyways... this is for introductions, right? Right.

Name's Eve Samson. Human, 17, and from a small watery planet known as Earth. I doubt there's many of you haven't heard of it. [Seeing as the majority of the people she spotted looked human, of course. But maybe that was just an assumption, all things considered.] Not... that it matters much, since I'm not there anymore. I was placed in some district called Baldr, and I dunno what that means, but I'm guessing I should be thankful I'm not in the one named after the dude who banged a horse. I think.

[Smoooooth, gurl, sharing her teeny fraction of Norse mythology knowledge right there. She pauses for a moment, as if trying to decide what to say next, before sighing and continuing.]

I already looked through this for some answers, so I'll skip the newbie questions and get to the juicy bits. Two juicy bits, to be precise.

One, how many of you here aren't human? I want names, species and current status. [Saying this like she's completely and utterly entitled to this information, yep...] And, two... does anyone know where to find a medieval Burger King or something like that? I'm starving.

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I usually thought it's go grocery shopping and end up saving the world. [ She'll chuckle a bit. ]

Ohhh, so regeneration?

Nah. Saving the world is for the big guns, and I don't do my own groceries. [Shrugs.]

Bingo! We have a winner.

... Really? [ WHAAAT. ] I guess you have to start now, huh.

That's a pretty convenient power at least.

It seems so. I doubt it'll be too hard. [She has no car and no $$$ to her name. No judging.]

You can say that again. Band-aids are really annoying after a while, y'know?

Picking out the right ingredients and ripe produce is pretty difficult, obviously. [ That is why you build yourself up!! ]

But they make that up with style, don't they? Like with those cute little cats on them and stuff.

Why? Don't they sell TV dinners or frozen nuggets around here? [How does she keep this figure, the world will never know.]

Aw, but they stopped selling the ones I liked years ago. Can't be in style if the ones I like don't exist anymore.

Those are gross. [ It's okay. She doesn't question since she keeps her figure eating a bunch of junk when she was a teen...! ]

Which ones did you like anyway? I'm sure we can find something similar.

They're an acquired taste. [Shrugs.]

The ones with the cartoon mice on them. [aka, fourth wall friendly mickey mouse...] They were classy.

So is pork's blood, but at least that is healthy. [ She isn't a nutrition freak or anything. ]

Ohhh...! I think I know that one. I never went to the amusement park for it though. [ IS THAT THE RIGHT ONE?? ]

...I'll leave the blood diet to the vampires. Thanks. [Yifei that's gross...]

That's the right one. Never went to the amusement park, either.

Apparently the vampire I know haven't tried it. [ It's delectable in Asia, okay. ] It's really though though!

I heard it was fun... Happiest place on the planet or something, right?

Well, that's a waste of a perfectly good diet. [Not in Amurrrrrica, okay.]

Happiest place on the planet, or biggest tourist trap on Earth. I think either one's a good name.

I heard that they kidnaps kids to stuff into that Little World ride! [ She doesn't remember what it was really called, but she heard about this!

IT MUST BE TRUE! She didn't even take the time to check when she could. BUT IT MUST BE.

KIDS HAVE BEEN MISSING A LOT. ]

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( video ) wow those were horrible slips