03 | Video

[gunsgoldgirls]

[The video feed opens up to panning between two rooms in Baldr house - 201 and 203 specifically.  They're refurnished to fit his preference, aka pretty classy, rich guy stuff, as he would put it himself.  Don't ask how he got it.  Just.  Don't.]

Hey, so I'm cleaning up these rooms, trying to make 'em into one big one for myself.  Anyone wanna help me tear down this wall?  Uh, someone who can make keys would be pretty good too.  Have to pick the lock every time I want to get in.  It's not like anybody's using them, so it's fine if I do, right?

Maybe I should be advertising my sweet bachelor pad for the lonely women of Asgard, heheh. [He grins. It's only half-joking...] Haven't had a dry spell since I was about fifteen, geez...

Anyway, hey, Ange, you get bored of staying with those freaks in your house, come hang out with your old man!  Nobody ever visits me, it's not like I'm in a home.

Comments

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, well, I never said I was a good artist! It's something like that, anyway! The dots are windows...

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Why did you give it a face??

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Huh? I didn't give it a face! That's what it looks like!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Then it looks like it has a face.

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Well it doesn't! That's just the cockpit and junk!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

... The what? [She starts snickering. MATURITY.]

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You know, the cockpit, where the pilots sit--

[oh, he gets it. Snickering too, as if being in his forties has made him mature at all.]

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Who thought up a name like that?? That's so vulgar!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Uhh, I think it's got something to do with roosters?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Roosters? Why roosters?

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Uh... 'cause they call those rooster fights 'cockfights', right? Something to do with that...

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[Omfg don't mind her she's just going to bust up laughing.]

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

And no it's not a bunch of guys standing around, swordfighting with their dicks.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[Good lord Rudolf do you want her to hurt something. She's laughing even harder at that mental image.]

A - are you sure???

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Hm, come to think of it, never did go in one. Could be...

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[Breathe Euri, breathe.]

I bet it'd popular with women!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Sure would, what's not to like? It's like that show they were doing in the States, think they called it 'Puppetry of the Penis'.

[an actual thing btw]

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

- What?? That just sounds ridiculous!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Pretty sure it's for the shits. Heard they sell books on how to do it yourself, even.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

But - wouldn't that be painful for a guy??

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You'd think so, wouldn't you? Kind of want to see just to find out what the hell they do and how it wouldn't hurt.

[what did this conversation just become]

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[The best thing that's what.]

I wonder if they have it here.

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, maybe. They got a library? Should check it out for the book. Doubt the guys who do it're around here, but, hey, maybe they are, then they could start up performances again!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[She's giggling again.]

Where would they even put it in the library?? Arts and crafts??

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, probably! Maybe home dec or fashion.