03 | Video

[gunsgoldgirls]

[The video feed opens up to panning between two rooms in Baldr house - 201 and 203 specifically.  They're refurnished to fit his preference, aka pretty classy, rich guy stuff, as he would put it himself.  Don't ask how he got it.  Just.  Don't.]

Hey, so I'm cleaning up these rooms, trying to make 'em into one big one for myself.  Anyone wanna help me tear down this wall?  Uh, someone who can make keys would be pretty good too.  Have to pick the lock every time I want to get in.  It's not like anybody's using them, so it's fine if I do, right?

Maybe I should be advertising my sweet bachelor pad for the lonely women of Asgard, heheh. [He grins. It's only half-joking...] Haven't had a dry spell since I was about fifteen, geez...

Anyway, hey, Ange, you get bored of staying with those freaks in your house, come hang out with your old man!  Nobody ever visits me, it's not like I'm in a home.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

No way, there's a huge difference between no door at all and a lock! That's just plain inviting somebody to steal something.

[bloodyperky]

Oh? Do you have anything worth stealing?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Sure I do, just look at this stuff! Somebody passes by and it's free for the taking, they're taking!

[bloodyperky]

Oh? Then why don't you write your name on everything? Surely that'll help deter them.

[gunsgoldgirls]

That'd decrease the value, you don't just go writing on things!

[bloodyperky]

Surely you can find some creative way of putting your mark on your things without decreasing the value. Actually, with a name like yours, wouldn't it only raise the value?

Sort of like getting a celebrity to sign your shirt greatly increases the value of said shirt.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Huh? You know about the Ushiromiyas or something?

[bloodyperky]

Should I?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Maybe. Depends where you come from. If it's the same place as me, probably should. But saying, 'with a name like yours' makes it sound like you do.

[bloodyperky]

Well, I am sorry for being so misleading. But I'm as of yet unsure as to whether or not we're from the same place. Why don't you tell me a little bit about your name, and we'll see if it rings any bells?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Just from a rich and prominent family. My old man's got a giant pile of gold hidden somewhere on his private island, it's a pretty famous story. I own a company myself. Well, did. That's the other thing, there was a mass murder of our whole family and the servants, I'd imagine that was all over the news.

[bloodyperky]

[ ... mass murder does ring a few bells, but not the sort that they're going for, here. his eyes narrow slightly on the other side of the screen. ] I'd hate to be insensitive, but judging from the circumstances and your usage of the past tense-- are you a dead man?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Sure am. Doesn't bother me, I was the one who said it. Plus I'm alive and kicking here at least.