03 | Video

[gunsgoldgirls]

[The video feed opens up to panning between two rooms in Baldr house - 201 and 203 specifically.  They're refurnished to fit his preference, aka pretty classy, rich guy stuff, as he would put it himself.  Don't ask how he got it.  Just.  Don't.]

Hey, so I'm cleaning up these rooms, trying to make 'em into one big one for myself.  Anyone wanna help me tear down this wall?  Uh, someone who can make keys would be pretty good too.  Have to pick the lock every time I want to get in.  It's not like anybody's using them, so it's fine if I do, right?

Maybe I should be advertising my sweet bachelor pad for the lonely women of Asgard, heheh. [He grins. It's only half-joking...] Haven't had a dry spell since I was about fifteen, geez...

Anyway, hey, Ange, you get bored of staying with those freaks in your house, come hang out with your old man!  Nobody ever visits me, it's not like I'm in a home.

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[this_chair]

[Thanking whatever gods that he's not on that list.]

I've heard her brother is, uh.....not exactly what most girls would like.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

He's way too pushy, always talking about groping them and crap. Just comes off as a creep, he's got no subtlety and makes an ass of himself.

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[this_chair]

That's what older brothers are for, I suppose. Making their little sister frustrated...not being a pervert. I'm something of an adept at the same thing.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Heh, don't I know it. Works on your older sister too. But when they're as cute and nice as Ange, it's just not right! You got a sister too, then? At least you should know how to treat girls, then...

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[this_chair]

Knowing Ange, she probably has a way of getting back at him. Either way, I do have a little sister and she'd definitely murder me if I did anything like you've describe. I'm not exaggerating. She would definitely kill me.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...That's a pretty scary thought. Is she around here?

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[this_chair]

No. I'd rather her not be here too since she's safer and better off back home.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

So then nobody's stopping you from doing it right now.

[Meaning he hasn't decided to trust him yet!!]

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[this_chair]

Will you give me a little credit? I'm definitely not that kind of person.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

How do I know that, men are beasts.

[Just look at every male in his family, okay!!]

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[this_chair]

What do I need to do to prove it?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Depends. What do you want from her? You just hanging out?

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[this_chair]

This has nothing to do with her. I'm talking making sure you have a good opinion of me. If I have to prove it, I will.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Sure it does. I'll be honest, I've got a harsher opinion of any guys hanging around my daughter. If it weren't for that, I'd be pretty ready to think you're a good kid.

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[this_chair]

If it weren't for that, huh...

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[gunsgoldgirls]

That's right. You're really gonna have to impress me if you want to be her friend without me breathing down your neck.

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[this_chair]

Ah.

I guess we have a problem.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Guess we do, huh? What're you gonna do about it?

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[this_chair]

You don't understand. This problem is worse than you think.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...Yeah? How bad is it?

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[this_chair]

...I'm already dating Ange.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...

[Just give him a minute here. He's trying very hard to stay calm. No, can't go out and attack him, Ange won't like that...but...]

Yeah, looks like we've got a bit of a problem.

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[this_chair]

Definitely at an impasse.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

So. You didn't plan to ask my permission, huh?

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[this_chair]

She's old enough to make her own decisions.