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asgardeventide2012-07-04 08:52 pm
aimtomisbehave) wrote in asgardeventide2012-07-04 08:52 pm
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[If this face is familiar to you, well get ready for a mess of confusion.]
[Because Mal has plenty of that to spare. He also has plenty of anger and annoyance to go along with it. Some coffee, and admittedly something strong in that coffee helped with the nerves greatly. For now he had to get down to business.]
This is Captain Malcolm Reynolds of the Serenity, Firefly-class transport, an old boat but easy to make out. Anyone who's seen her best let me know where she is. Any of my crew listnin' in best give holler out now. Can't be too sure what's happenin', and I need to know who I'm lookin' out for.
[Your captain does care. Really.]
For the rest of y'all, I'm guessin' that letter wasn't exclusive. Now I ain't much one to go for bein' "chosen by the gods" and whatnot. I actually have plenty enough problems with just the one that I don't necessarily need some bull 'bout orders comin' in from a mess of 'em. All for "the greater good" no less. Scumbags are more honest and the Alliance wouldn't be this elaborate in their kidnappin'. So I'd really like to know what's really goin' on 'round here.
[Because Mal has plenty of that to spare. He also has plenty of anger and annoyance to go along with it. Some coffee, and admittedly something strong in that coffee helped with the nerves greatly. For now he had to get down to business.]
This is Captain Malcolm Reynolds of the Serenity, Firefly-class transport, an old boat but easy to make out. Anyone who's seen her best let me know where she is. Any of my crew listnin' in best give holler out now. Can't be too sure what's happenin', and I need to know who I'm lookin' out for.
[Your captain does care. Really.]
For the rest of y'all, I'm guessin' that letter wasn't exclusive. Now I ain't much one to go for bein' "chosen by the gods" and whatnot. I actually have plenty enough problems with just the one that I don't necessarily need some bull 'bout orders comin' in from a mess of 'em. All for "the greater good" no less. Scumbags are more honest and the Alliance wouldn't be this elaborate in their kidnappin'. So I'd really like to know what's really goin' on 'round here.
video; here go hell come
Oh. My God.
video; why face-clone I thought we were friends
[And then Mal gets a look at the video. And now he's staring.]
-Huh.
video;
I have to say... you are an incredibly handsome man.
video;
[okay okay freaking is doing nothing.]
Flattery don't usually do much for me, but for you I'll make the exception. I'm really startin' to regret havin' that drink with Jayne.
video;
[Well maybe Castle was drunk too because this was like looking into a mirror from the past.]
How are you- are you me from Halloween 10 years ago or something?
[10 years and at least 20 pounds ago but he'd rather not call attention to that.]
video;
Well that all depends. The words "Malcolm," "Reynolds," or "Serenity" mean anythin' to you?
video; breaking the fourth wall wouldn't make sense here lol
[He snaps his fingers.]
You're a space cowboy. I was one a couple of years ago.
1/2
Is this a prank? He looks identical to Richard Castle...
Nina glances at the name associated with the network post.
Although this isn't the first time that she has witnessed the phenomenon in Asgard, she's still startled. ]
2/2 [ Video | Filtered ]
It's a pleasure to meet you, Captain Reynolds. I'm Nina.
I'm sorry, but I haven't seen the Serenity. If I do, I'll be sure to contact you.
And... unfortunately, we don't know much more than what you already know about this place. Many of us have been brought here by the gods without our permission. We're working together to find a way home, though.
[ Video | Filtered ]
[Um]
[Well anyway he's listening even though he looks very very distracted.]
So we're all in this mess huh? [One big happy family.] Well, seein' I'm without my boat, just "Mal" will do.
[ Video | Filtered ]
She hasn't seen Richard's reply yet, so she misinterprets Mal's distracted expression for the confusion that many Travelers experience when they arrive in Asgard. ]
If you have any questions, I'd be happy to help.
[ Video | Filtered ]
Such as is it common 'round here to see a stranger with your face or is that the whiskey goin' straight to my head? [please let it be the whiskey please let it be the whiskey please let it be the whiskey]
I'm just in it for the Mal/Castle tomfoolery. (video)
So you captain a ship, hm? I have someone surly enough to make your acquaintance. [smirking, because this random person is being mentioned purely out of the best intent and he'd pay to watch them be awkward at each other. Fran, get a life.]
I am afraid we have no more answers to offer and I have been here for several months, monsieur.
I approve a lot /passes the popcorn (video)
[Of course the facy-talkin' accent is a bit side-eyeing worthy.]
I appreciate it. Us surly folk gotta stick together and whatnot. [Mal sarcasm does not make any good impression.]
Well that's about the run of luck I've been runnin' into with this. Can't tell if it's comfortin' knowin' I ain't missin' much.
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[Didn't help with the rest of their situation but y'know. It's good.]
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They took her.
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But... he certainly doesn't speak like Castle does.]
... My lord?
[Just going to stare a little more.] I cannot say I have seen any ships, here, Captain. Or if there is even a port for one to pull into. [Yes she means waterships. Because space what?]
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Well ain't that just my luck today.
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I'm very sorry Captain that it isn't more agreeable to you. There is... little can be done.
[Why does she feel bad about this?]
But, welcome nonetheless.
[video - 1/2] kajsdkasdhflkjdsh yesgood. yesverygood.
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[video - 2/2]
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Right face, wrong person.
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So you're not Richard Castle. [Welp. This is awkward.]
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