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[stungun]

[ When she turns the feed on, Shion is beardless, unlike much of Asgard. It's a good thing, too - she'd be extremely angry if her pretty fce was ruined by hair. ]

Ah, it's actually been awhile, but a few people from Hinamizawa that were here have all disappeared. They probably got sent home. [ It's depressing - she might not have known them all as well as her twin, but she did consider them her close friends. ] I thought you should all know that they left, anyways.

[ She flips off the video feed, intending to ignore any replies - she does not feel like sympathy or condolences or anything. She simply wanted to point out... yeah. Anyways, she takes an hour for a nap, waking up a short time later...

With one of these. Bright green, and apparently natural - UNLIKE THE FAKENESS OF THAT. Finding her face slightly itchy, she reaches up to scratch and

promptly flips out. After flinging herself out of bed, she runs to the bathroom, searching for a razor. Not finding one, she contemplates her issue.

Brave Asgard or not. Maybe she can play it off like a fashion statement... She picks video, strikes a haughty pose and grins rather scarily at her bracelet. ]

...So this beard thing is really in style now, huh?! I bet you're really jealous of mine!!

[ Too bad she's just radiating SEETHING ANGER and TERROR BECAUSE HER BEAUTIFUL FACE IS GONE EVERYONE HELP... ]

It's a great asset to my face, right?! [ what is this ominous feeling... as if you could hear the scary background music... ] It's totally a great curse this time... Yeah!! I just wanted to show it off to you all...!! You all like it, right...!?! If I had a razor, I could shape it... Ah...! I need a razor to style it properly! Yeah...! If you have any beard care tips...

...Give them to me now.

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[holyfight]

[Orihime kind of misses the... manic tone of voice in the video and will now earnestly give Shion beard styling tips]

You should trim it into the shape of a heart! Or a diamond! Or something neat like that!

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[stungun]

[ stroking said beard thoughtfully. she's still VERY VERY ANGRY at asgard but... a heart shaped beard... ]

That's not a bad idea...! [ WAIT NO SHE DOESN'T REALLY WANT THE DAMN BEARD. ] I need to find items to try it with, though.

[holyfight]

Maybe you could use the same razor you normally use on legs?

[oh god, bad idea - there's a reason guys don't want their girlfriends to shave their legs with their face razors. Not that Orihime knows that]

[stungun]

Really... Heh, I'll try anything! [ anything to get it off of her face............ ] Good idea!

[holyfight]

You have to let me see when you're done!

[Good luck hacking that forest down with a dull axe sob]

[stungun]

I will, I will...!! Thank you again, uh... What's your name?

[holyfight]

I'm Inoue Orihime!

What's yours?

[stungun]

Sonozaki Shion! [ THUMBS UP. ] I wish we could have met when I didn't have a monst-- a crazy awesome facial hair moment, but what can you do!

[holyfight]

It's still nice to meet you, Shion-san!

Have you been here long?

[stungun]

...It's been almost three months for me. So not as long as some people, I guess!

[holyfight]

Oh!

[counts on her hands]

I think it's been about that long for me, too!

[stungun]

Have you settled in?

[holyfight]

Uhn! Although it wasn't hard for me to, because one of my friends from home is here with me!

[stungun]

Really? [ She feels a small pang of sadness, but is genuinely happy for her. ] That's great to hear! I think.

[holyfight]

Oh, it is! I'm very grateful for Kurosaki-kun!

Do you have anyone here from home, Shion-san?

[stungun]

Kurosa... [ She laughs at that. So Ichigo's friend! That was neat. ] Not anymore, unfortunately.

[holyfight]

Oh! You know him?

[Any friend of Ichigo's is a friend of hers]

I'm sorry your friend went home. Maybe they'll come back?

[stungun]

Ah, yeah! He's a cool guy.


And... I hope so!