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[stungun]

[ When she turns the feed on, Shion is beardless, unlike much of Asgard. It's a good thing, too - she'd be extremely angry if her pretty fce was ruined by hair. ]

Ah, it's actually been awhile, but a few people from Hinamizawa that were here have all disappeared. They probably got sent home. [ It's depressing - she might not have known them all as well as her twin, but she did consider them her close friends. ] I thought you should all know that they left, anyways.

[ She flips off the video feed, intending to ignore any replies - she does not feel like sympathy or condolences or anything. She simply wanted to point out... yeah. Anyways, she takes an hour for a nap, waking up a short time later...

With one of these. Bright green, and apparently natural - UNLIKE THE FAKENESS OF THAT. Finding her face slightly itchy, she reaches up to scratch and

promptly flips out. After flinging herself out of bed, she runs to the bathroom, searching for a razor. Not finding one, she contemplates her issue.

Brave Asgard or not. Maybe she can play it off like a fashion statement... She picks video, strikes a haughty pose and grins rather scarily at her bracelet. ]

...So this beard thing is really in style now, huh?! I bet you're really jealous of mine!!

[ Too bad she's just radiating SEETHING ANGER and TERROR BECAUSE HER BEAUTIFUL FACE IS GONE EVERYONE HELP... ]

It's a great asset to my face, right?! [ what is this ominous feeling... as if you could hear the scary background music... ] It's totally a great curse this time... Yeah!! I just wanted to show it off to you all...!! You all like it, right...!?! If I had a razor, I could shape it... Ah...! I need a razor to style it properly! Yeah...! If you have any beard care tips...

...Give them to me now.

Comments

[histories]

... What....?

[stungun]

Ah, ah... I need to know how to take care of a beard! I haven't had one before, you see.

[histories]

No-- I mean... [wow, this is still so surprising she's just. blankly staring at Shion after trailing off.]

[stungun]

...What do you mean?

[histories]

I mean... How did that even... [nope. that beard, it's far too distracting...!]

video

[holyfight]

[Orihime kind of misses the... manic tone of voice in the video and will now earnestly give Shion beard styling tips]

You should trim it into the shape of a heart! Or a diamond! Or something neat like that!

video

[stungun]

[ stroking said beard thoughtfully. she's still VERY VERY ANGRY at asgard but... a heart shaped beard... ]

That's not a bad idea...! [ WAIT NO SHE DOESN'T REALLY WANT THE DAMN BEARD. ] I need to find items to try it with, though.

[holyfight]

Maybe you could use the same razor you normally use on legs?

[oh god, bad idea - there's a reason guys don't want their girlfriends to shave their legs with their face razors. Not that Orihime knows that]

[stungun]

Really... Heh, I'll try anything! [ anything to get it off of her face............ ] Good idea!

[holyfight]

You have to let me see when you're done!

[Good luck hacking that forest down with a dull axe sob]

[doudemoe]

[Well, this was a perfect start to a day. Mun is too lazy to edit icons, so just imagine his beard looks like this. Long blue beard and all.]

Mine's missing too.

[stungun]

[ ...so she's not alone in this... ]

You look like you could use one more than me.

[titties]

It goes well with your hair?

1/2

[stungun]

[ BATTLER, NO. ]

2/2

[stungun]

That's what I was going for!

[titties]

Looks like the Gods did a favor for you!

[stungun]

It's a shame Battler didn't get one... He'd look so much better.

voice;

[bloodypocket]

[... no, he can't really say he's jealous.]

Give it a proper trim, perhaps?

voice;

[stungun]

... Yeah, I think that's a good idea...!! I just, you know. Haven't ever shaved my face before.

voice;

[bloodypocket]

... Have you even any experience with shaving? [He knows some women do it, but...]

voice;

[stungun]

...Not on my face.

[ voice ]

[entreats]

[ .. a.. h... incoming bad end, that sort of mood, huh?! Not that Ange is particularly frightened - at least, she doesn't seem to be when her tone as calm as ever when she speaks up. ]

I thought girls didn't have facial hair. Normally I'd ask 'trying something new?' but this doesn't seem entirely voluntary, huh?

[ voice ]

[stungun]

It's... [ She almost keeps up her awful charade, then sighs. ]

No, I woke up like this.

[ voice ]

[entreats]

Sorry to hear it.

[ and you know what, it actually does sound genuine for once. ]

The gods have done a lot to us, but.. making beards grow is just utterly ridiculous.

[ voice ]

[stungun]

I don't get it! Why... why a beard?!