第六 ❀ video/action

[naicha]

[ OH NO. If you're up at seven in the morning, you'll catch Taiwan immediately walking out of Loki's welcome hall to Freya's wearing a huge shirt that obviously isn't hers. Why? Totally worksafe reasons are why. YOU CAN ASK HER ABOUT THEM, THOUGH. Later on, she'll be asking this question to the network: ]

Is it normal to sleep with your best friend? I dunno, I mean, it's okay if you do it sometimes when he's lonely, right? We've known each other for ages, so I think that makes it more okay. Though I think he probably didn't need me when the dragons on his boxers were so shiny! [ ...Why is her phrasing so bad... ]

Oh, what about taking baths with him? Is that normal, too? And holding hands? And eating food from the same plate? [ Now she just looks worse. ]

What do you guys do with your best friends?

(ooc: sleeping soon, so tags in the morning!)

Comments

[titties]

... What do I like to do? When I think about it, it involves something completely sadistic on their end.

[naicha]

Sadistic? I guess that's a little normal? And a little worrying...

[titties]

There's no way that that can be normal at all!

[naicha]

When someone in the Congress says something weird, they all get violent! Maybe you say weird things all the time.

[titties]

No waaaaay! The last thing I wanna do is die here! [ he already does that anyways... ]

[naicha]

It's okay, no one kills each other! They just get roughed up. Then again, they aren't the best of friends... [ and they don't make awful fanfic i guess ]

Well, is there anything else you and your best friend do? Like hang out?

[titties]

Well, now that I think about it... There is a my sister. Family can be pretty good friends, too.

[naicha]

My closest friends are also like family, I guess... Does that count?

[titties]

Ihihihi, yeah, yeah! It's not like blood matters that much when it comes to that kind of thing, right? [ as he's seen with beato and her teacher... ]

[naicha]

Right! And we can all sleep together, too! [ why ]

[titties]

Gyeh--no, wait--that'll get me killed! And you, too...!!

[naicha]

Yeah, sleeping with Teacher is a bad idea. [ they might strangle each other in their sleep... ] Sleeping with Japan is safer. [ nods ]

[titties]

[ huh those are unique names... must be a cultural thing ] At least it's completely different when you're married. For now, you're probably completely safe.

[naicha]

Oh! I don't ever, ever plan on getting married! But yeah, I guess so. Thank you very much for replying, mister! I really, really appreciate it.

[titties]

Not at all, huh? Well, I guess it's not for everyone... I wasn't expecting it for myself, that's for sure. But, sure, it was my pleasure.

[naicha]

Wait! I didn't get your name. What was it again?

[titties]

Sorry, sorry. The name's Battler. Battler Ushiromiya!

[naicha]

Oh, that's a good-sounding English name! [ not that she knows any better ] And Ushiromiya - it sounds pretty classy!

[titties]

Classy, huh? Hihihi, sounds like it doesn't fit me at all then!

[naicha]

What kind of person is Battler?

[titties]

... What kind? Hihihi, sorry, but that's something you'll have to find out!

[naicha]

Wah, so it's a mystery! I'll be sure to have fun with it, Battler!

[titties]

It'll be a difficult mystery... but, I'm positive that you can solve it!

[naicha]

I'll do my best!