第六 ❀ video/action

[naicha]

[ OH NO. If you're up at seven in the morning, you'll catch Taiwan immediately walking out of Loki's welcome hall to Freya's wearing a huge shirt that obviously isn't hers. Why? Totally worksafe reasons are why. YOU CAN ASK HER ABOUT THEM, THOUGH. Later on, she'll be asking this question to the network: ]

Is it normal to sleep with your best friend? I dunno, I mean, it's okay if you do it sometimes when he's lonely, right? We've known each other for ages, so I think that makes it more okay. Though I think he probably didn't need me when the dragons on his boxers were so shiny! [ ...Why is her phrasing so bad... ]

Oh, what about taking baths with him? Is that normal, too? And holding hands? And eating food from the same plate? [ Now she just looks worse. ]

What do you guys do with your best friends?

(ooc: sleeping soon, so tags in the morning!)

Comments

[naicha]

Eh!? Is it really okay? Wait -- Korea! [ this is the part where she puffs her cheeks up and has steam coming out of her ears. not because it's embarrassing, but because Korea why

Korea why!!! ]

[ivegotseoul]

What? We're friends and we both like baths! It all works out!!

[naicha]

But not best friend. Maybe a semi-best friend!

[ivegotseoul]

Only semi-best friend? [WOW RUDE] I thought we were better friends than semi-best friends!

[naicha]

Really? [ O-oh, now she feels bad. She just wants to be friends with everyone okay. ]

[ivegotseoul]

Yes! We are above semi-best friends but not full best friends yet! [Because certain islands are rude and give poor guys the silent treatment.]

[naicha]

That's the same as being semi-best friends! [ Only because certain poor guys like old men more than little islands ohh snap ]

... Okay. But you have to wear a shirt!

[ivegotseoul]

No, no, we are mostly-semi-best friends. It's different! It's higher on the scale!! [The scale he just made up that is.]

But I'm a man! It's unmanly to hide your chest! I'm not Japan!!

[naicha]

Japan is a man! That's it, I'm demoting you to semi-pseudo-quasi-best friend. [ if she adds more prefixes, that will make it less of a superlative RIGHT ]

[ivegotseoul]

He doesn't act like one! He acts like a girl when he's naked!! And you can't demote me, 'cause I object to it! [SURE TAIWAN.]

[naicha]

That's only because he's a little insecure! Even when there's nothing to be insecure of in the first place-- And you can't object to it! I object your objection!

[ivegotseoul]

He's a girl, he's a girl~! And, and, I object to you objecting my objection! It counts now!!

[naicha]

Does not! I'm getting my lawyer, you know!

[ivegotseoul]

Well, I can get mine! Yeah!

[naicha]

My lawyer is better than yours, though. He graduated from Harvard! [ probably

a lie ]

[ivegotseoul]

Whaaaa....

S-so is mine!!!

[naicha]

Well, mine can say "Objection!" better than yours can, you know!

[ivegotseoul]

No, no, mine can!

[naicha]

Yeah, well, your lawyer is... fat! And... ugly!

[ivegotseoul]

Mine has a better haircut than yours!!

[naicha]

Yeah, but your lawyer's eyelids are totally fake!

[ivegotseoul]

No, no, yours are!!!

[naicha]

My eyelids? [ omg r u d e ] They're one hundred percent natural! I don't need plastic surgery like you!

[ivegotseoul]

I was the first one with these eyelids, they originated from me, yeah!! [He speaks the truth.]

1/2

[naicha]

[ That's not the point! ]

That's not the point!