[text] Yakuzen Clinic | Positions Vacant.

[the_good_doctor]

HELP WANTED
Yakuzen Clinic, established Day 39, provides a traditional treatment service for those in need. We pride ourselves on our personal service and professionalism.
POSITIONS VACANT:

Secretary.
Exceptional organisational, managerial and business skills; good manner with patients, ability to maintain a calm and professional manner in the midst of Asgard's many surprises. Healing or Damage Drain preferred but not essential.

Medical Staff.
All positions, prior experience and methods welcomed. Healing or Damage Drain preferred but not essential; prior experience a must.

Pharmacist.
In-house pharmacist required to produce and source medicines in response to the Doctor's orders and assist in the instruction of interns. Healing or Damage Drain preferred but not essential; prior experience a must. Must be strong of will and robust of personality.

Nanny/Housekeeper.
Must have a sense of humour and patience of a saint. Ability to cook, manage a house, clean and subdue difficult individuals. Able to tolerate tobacco, violin and dogs. Details upon enquiry.

For more information or to apply for any positions, please respond either here or via leaving a message. In person enquiries welcomed at the clinic during business hours.

--J.H.Watson M.D.


((ooc: ooc clinic info post is here! Let me know if the font is annoying -- I may have gotten carried away. I can't tell anymore.

ETA: I suspect 2/2 secretary positions are filled, as is the pharmacist spot! Don't let this put you off getting in touch if you're interested however -- we might be able to come up with a position for you.))

Comments

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[the_good_doctor]

Do you want to cook?

[deductions]

I see no qualms with such household duties. Objections to my cooking?

[the_good_doctor]

Yes.

[deductions]

You have a poor palette.

[the_good_doctor]

If we're hiring a cook, it's more economical to look for a housekeeper at the same time.

[deductions]

The implication of economy is a troubling thing. I do not think I am in possession of funds.

[the_good_doctor]

Which is why we must economise.

[deductions]

Or seek employment. Abandon your clinic, let us take up casework.

[ SAID HE, CASUALLY. ]

[the_good_doctor]

Combining the two has never been a problem.

I've a room at the clinic reserved for your experiments.

[deductions]

Do you? Your consideration is fascinating.

[the_good_doctor]

Free this evening? You could come and inspect it, and help me interview our potential housekeepers.

[deductions]

Do you not understand the concept of anonymity?

[the_good_doctor]

All the more reason for you to assess the suitability of these potential housekeepers in person then, don't you think?

[deductions]

Yes, but must I meet with them?

[the_good_doctor]

Use one of your disguises or something -- I won't complain if you want to wear a sack over your head. Just be there.

[deductions]

I'm suddenly feeling rather - ill. Perhaps, I'll stay in.

[the_good_doctor]

We'll come to you.

[deductions]

My sickness is contagious. Disastrously, contagious.

[the_good_doctor]

All the more reason for you to get immediate attention.