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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

[ This guy here, with his scarf pulled seasonally up to his nose, is typing furiously with the biggest frown ever on that glowy air-keyboard, while just behind him is a gross dirty sobbing snowman. They both look pretty established in their rolls. It being dirty and sobbing, him scowling and mashing keys.

Eventually the words show, like subtitles. ]

As if I needed more reason to hate this place, I can now add snowmen to the list of things I utterly despise.

[ Speaking of snowmen, there's a sad little voice in the sobbing: "Please, sir? Just a smile?" He darts an extra-potent glare over his shoulder at it. ]

Someone come knock this down or something aren't there those of you out there that would take pleasure in that. Where are the sadists when you actually need them.

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[showmeanguish.livejournal.com]

You're assuming we haven't tried.

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

You tried and failed to knock down a snowman.

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[showmeanguish.livejournal.com]

They're immovable, like the natives.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

It sounds to me like you didn't put much effort into it. What kind of a half-rate sadist are you.

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[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ Th-That poor snowman!! ;A; ]

--don't hurt it!

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

It's just snow.

[ video til further notice~ ]

[unifying.livejournal.com]

A snowman!

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

You know I think it might be a snowwoman actually.
Snowoman.
Snow woman.

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

[Text + video ... ? And that scarf ... Conan is putting facts together.]

Ne ... I'm not sure it'll count if I do it again, but I'll come downstairs and try if you want. You're near the Welcome Hall?

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Yes just outside. Be my savior, wouldn't you.

[video -> action]

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

I'll try!

[And before long, you'll have a small, apparent seven year old, trudging through the snow towards you. He's already done the snowman challenge so it's possible the snow person will either leave or simply ignore him -- entirely up to you!]

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

[ Well since he's not paying her much attention at all, the poor neglected thing will probably eventually wander off on her sobbing way! For his part, he'll put away the communicative jewelry when he sees his visitor and just watch him suspiciously. ]

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[therangerking.livejournal.com]

I have been looking for you. Are you in the district of Hel?

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

[ oh hello INSTANT SUSPICION ]

Why.

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[therangerking.livejournal.com]

I have been gifted something recently, and I find it more suitable for you.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

What is it.

[worldeating.livejournal.com]

It asks you for a smile? [a flash of amusement in his expression that he doesn't even bother to hide.]

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Yes laugh it up someone has to.

[worldeating.livejournal.com]

The irony simply fails to escape me. I have no love for these... snowmen, nonetheless.

[one whacked him on the head 8( ]

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[mortematris.livejournal.com]

[Sadist, you say? Well, either or, she could do both.] Right here. Or did you need a masochist?

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

No call for a masochist, no. How do you feel about wrecking snowmen.

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[mortematris.livejournal.com]

[Switching over to text, then. She's still getting the hang of all of this.]

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ Well. It'd be hard to forget that face. But jury is still out on whether or not he's actually worth her time, so she'll stick to text for this. ]

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Thank you I do try.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]