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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

[ This guy here, with his scarf pulled seasonally up to his nose, is typing furiously with the biggest frown ever on that glowy air-keyboard, while just behind him is a gross dirty sobbing snowman. They both look pretty established in their rolls. It being dirty and sobbing, him scowling and mashing keys.

Eventually the words show, like subtitles. ]

As if I needed more reason to hate this place, I can now add snowmen to the list of things I utterly despise.

[ Speaking of snowmen, there's a sad little voice in the sobbing: "Please, sir? Just a smile?" He darts an extra-potent glare over his shoulder at it. ]

Someone come knock this down or something aren't there those of you out there that would take pleasure in that. Where are the sadists when you actually need them.

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[showmeanguish.livejournal.com]

You're assuming we haven't tried.

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

You tried and failed to knock down a snowman.

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[showmeanguish.livejournal.com]

They're immovable, like the natives.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

It sounds to me like you didn't put much effort into it. What kind of a half-rate sadist are you.

[showmeanguish.livejournal.com]

One with bigger priorities than knocking down snowmen. Find someone else, or do it yourself if you're so upset about it.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Oh got a busy schedule have you. I suppose I should count myself lucky you stopped to write to me at all.

[showmeanguish.livejournal.com]

Take out the sarcasm, and you've got a true statement.

[ video ]

[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ Th-That poor snowman!! ;A; ]

--don't hurt it!

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

[Text + video ... ? And that scarf ... Conan is putting facts together.]

Ne ... I'm not sure it'll count if I do it again, but I'll come downstairs and try if you want. You're near the Welcome Hall?

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

You're only imagining any sarcasm I promise.

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

It's just snow.

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Yes just outside. Be my savior, wouldn't you.

[ video til further notice~ ]

[unifying.livejournal.com]

A snowman!

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

You know I think it might be a snowwoman actually.
Snowoman.
Snow woman.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

--that's even worse!!

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

An insufferable snow woman is just as deserving of scorn as a snow man would be.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

But her heart is tender! You're breaking her heart, Eshkol-san!!

[video -> action]

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

I'll try!

[And before long, you'll have a small, apparent seven year old, trudging through the snow towards you. He's already done the snowman challenge so it's possible the snow person will either leave or simply ignore him -- entirely up to you!]

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

I would say you should come smile for her instead but I loathe her too much to want to give her that satisfaction.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

[ Well since he's not paying her much attention at all, the poor neglected thing will probably eventually wander off on her sobbing way! For his part, he'll put away the communicative jewelry when he sees his visitor and just watch him suspiciously. ]

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, there she goes. Conan sighs, watching her go -- he feels the start of a headache coming on, and moves to join his housemate.]

Looks like I couldn't help -- sorry!

[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ NOPE, too late, her game face is on. ]

It won't mean as much, coming from me, but where are you anyway!?

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

[ Conan, you are being treated to the deepest of disappointed sighs, the most aggravated of eye-rolls. Useless. ]

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

No too late some brave and noble soul has come by to kick her down for me. [ what a liar. ] So don't bother.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ JLAKSJLKSJALKS ]

E-Eshkol-san!! You can't--!