trois: obligatoire français

[amant]

[It's been awhile since Francis has actually been so bold as to post to the network. It's bad enough that he's commenting on other people's posts for crying out loud. He's been making a fool of himself on a more private scale and that SIMPLY WILL NOT DO. So no--this radio silence has officially been cut off for great justice.

Now, one could say that he's here to philosophize on your ass, or perhaps give love advice since, you know, he's so excellent in maintaining his own personal life. Perhaps he just wants to complain? He is French. It's only natural. However, as the video adjusts and Francis adjusts himself to fit just so into the frame looking mighty dapper today, it becomes clear that this isn't on his agenda. At all.]

My friends; some of you have seen me around and while others have not-- it seems as if Asgard is eagerly accepting more people within its borders, in which I must say hello. Welcome to this ah, surely unique experience. 

[rubbing his jaw, he divulges his imaginary audience with a bit of a grin] 

That is hardly the point of why I am here gracing you with my presence! Non, you see-- I am but a man that is seeking out companionship. An activity partner if you will. While I am not a shy man I hardly can indulge in spa days by myself. Imagine that-- myself, just hogging up all the attention with hardly anyone to talk to! 

Do tell me that there is someone out there that will save a man from his own?

[Why yes, he is bothering the good people of Asgard for a play date. He needs someone that is unattached to his current dilemmas to take his mind off of surly men things. NO HE IS NOT LONELY. NOT AT ALL. Why can't he ask to be rubbed down by a stranger in the company of someone who is a different shade of STRANGER?]

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[rules_the_north]

[That France's thoughts went down that lane is really telling enough :|

Sweden doesn't believe a word of that.] Y' give reason.

[amant]

[There's a difference between guilty and 'if looks could kill', alright. And Sweden hardly needs to swing a fist when those eyes do a good job of maiming on their own]

I wanted someone to accompany me on an evening out, not in.

[Someone that isn't a nation for once because that's all kinds of knotted up and troublesome.]

[rules_the_north]

[Oh so you were PLANNING TO DO IT OUT IN THE STREET

SO INDECENT

it is really hard to not judge what France is saying in a certain way, ever.]

Make s're nobody catches y'. [Especially no children. If France wasn't so confusingly old, Sweden would flat out tell him that he should cut it out and not bring shame upon all the nations by being indecent in the street.]

[amant]

[RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, SVE. GOODNESS. He seems torn between banging his head on something and snickering. But it's Sweden berating him so the snickering is more grossly hiding under the table]

What do you MEAN catching? I am doing nothing shameful!

[rules_the_north]

[It's hard to respect someone that you remember beating up on the playground, so to speak. Even if it was only a second hand thing, stories from your siblings and sometimes a glimpse of it when they dragged you along.]

...'s that so. [THEN WHAT ELSE WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT also what is a spa and a spa day]

[amant]

[Damned ARYAN giants--the whole lot of you.]

I ask for companionship. You are nowhere near dense, mon ami. [Stretching iiiiiit] I was simply looking for a friend. I am not so desperate that I must seek out someone to warm my sheets.

[Now, is he actually offended or is it just what he looks like?]

[rules_the_north]

[WOW RUDE well, kind of. France phrased this very well to not be an insult, didn't he... Not that Sweden being dense would be entirely wrong when it comes to ...certain aspects of life with other people.]

Do y' always ask l'ke that? [No wonder you have no friends. Or if you have any, they are probably exes. He's not saying any of that, but... jesus France, hasn't been long enough to change some things]

[amant]

[Tall. Aryans. They should stay in their snow and cold and leave the French alone. Hmph.]

No. I was merely having a bit of fun with my approach.

[Fun. Something you wouldn't know about Sweden. Your Ikea furniture is as stiff as that back of yours. Goodness.]

[rules_the_north]

By mak'ng everyone think th' same.