asgardeventide | trois: obligatoire français

[It's been awhile since Francis has actually been so bold as to post to the network. It's bad enough that he's commenting on other people's posts for crying out loud. He's been making a fool of himself on a more private scale and that SIMPLY WILL NOT DO. So no--this radio silence has officially been cut off for great justice.

Now, one could say that he's here to philosophize on your ass, or perhaps give love advice since, you know, he's so excellent in maintaining his own personal life. Perhaps he just wants to complain? He is French. It's only natural. However, as the video adjusts and Francis adjusts himself to fit just so into the frame ~~looking mighty dapper today~~, it becomes clear that this isn't on his agenda. At all.]

My friends; some of you have seen me around and while others have not-- it seems as if Asgard is eagerly accepting more people within its borders, in which I must say hello. Welcome to this ah, surely unique experience.

[rubbing his jaw, he divulges his imaginary audience with a bit of a grin]

That is hardly the point of why I am here gracing you with my presence! Non, you see-- I am but a man that is seeking out companionship. An activity partner if you will. While I am not a shy man I hardly can indulge in spa days by myself. Imagine that-- myself, just hogging up all the attention with hardly anyone to talk to!

Do tell me that there is someone out there that will save a man from his own?

[Why yes, he is bothering the good people of Asgard for a play date. He needs someone that is unattached to his current dilemmas to take his mind off of ~~surly men~~ things. NO HE IS NOT LONELY. NOT AT ALL. Why can't he ask to be rubbed down by a stranger in the company of someone who is a different shade of STRANGER?]

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[oh jesus fuck are you serious he's here too]

You almost had me.

I know you better than to think you'd be remotely respectful in a communal bath or sauna. Anyone with decency would have requested coffee before suggesting a setting involving nudity.

[hint]

[He... can't help the suave, shit-eating grin on his face at the new, although familiar face. That hint was about as subtle as a brick to the face thrown by Andre the Giant.]

There is a quaint cafe just down the road. They have the best patisseries...

[...He realizes a bit too late that there was an implied expectation that it would lead to nudity. Really, though, the man just arrived here, and he's... feeling a bit lonely himself. And appreciates just about any familiar faces. ... Even if it's France.

Or he just loves making excuses.]

...Is there. That would be agreeable.

[His face flushes red.] And I don't want you thinking that was meant to imply cause and effect. I only just arrived here a few days ago and I'm admittedly feeling unsettled, that is all.

I never even said hello; that was rude.

[Just. Sitting there for a minute. Then have the most awkward, half-assed wave.]

[If France could ever make this face he would, but he didn't bed types like England without a tight reign over his emotions ~~most of the time~~ so his expression remains neutral, if not slightly amused]

Bien sur, Autriche. I go there often because it is so favorable. Ah- [The red makes the corners of his mouth twitch even higher] Let us say hello then first before the rest... Hello.

[NOPE NOT PRACTICALLY SPOKEN IN A PURR YOU KNOW HOW HIS VOICE GETS MAN. Frog in his throat.]

[The hell has he started. No, he didn't start anything. France made the initial post.

There's a scowl, but that blush hasn't quite gone away.]

Cut it out.

What are you speaking of? I was not asking you to the baths, Autriche. I do enjoy other activities that favor being clothed if you were not aware...

[Yes, he is scolding you.]

[...:|]

I was speaking of your tone. I was certain we had already established what we were going to be doing. And now that that has been established, the question now is: when?

[this is promising to be a completely friendly date for sure]

[oh go 'oh ew' yourself later, Austria]

My tone? It is not my fault I have a melodic voice. Either way, Autriche! As soon as you are willing.

[Very friendly. Come to papa, pretty boy.

The things Austria does for coffee and cake...]

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