lancer (
broduil) wrote in
asgardeventide2011-12-17 03:03 pm
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one » action & video.
[ action ]
[ anyone passing through thor district may find one (1) lancer making conversation with the resident rude snowman-- where 'conversation' means 'a snowman hurls insults while a knight is polite'. ]
I assure you, snowman, my attire was not meant to offend you. [ but no matter what he says, all he seems to get is more comments on how stupid his armor looks... and his hair, too. ] Nor will dumping snow in my hair prove to be a substantial improvement. If you continue to provoke me needlessly, I will be happy to give you a reason to do so.
[ eventually he lasts the five minutes and recieves his reward: and despite everything previously said, he's sure to thank the icy creation sincerely before leaving with the gift. ]
[ video ]
[ shortly after after passing the snowman's 'test', lancer shows up on the network with a wooden box in hand. curiously, he opens it, pulling out his silver mug and jar of tea. ]
... Has anyone else recieved a gift today? [ he already knows he's not the only one, but he's still curious about the variety. ] Whatever their disposition, I believe these snowmen have good intentions. Whether this is some kind of test I cannot say, though it is probably easier to simply hear them out than to try and argue.
[ a beat, and then-- ]
Saber, would you like some tea? [ there's enough here to share, after all. ]
[ anyone passing through thor district may find one (1) lancer making conversation with the resident rude snowman-- where 'conversation' means 'a snowman hurls insults while a knight is polite'. ]
I assure you, snowman, my attire was not meant to offend you. [ but no matter what he says, all he seems to get is more comments on how stupid his armor looks... and his hair, too. ] Nor will dumping snow in my hair prove to be a substantial improvement. If you continue to provoke me needlessly, I will be happy to give you a reason to do so.
[ eventually he lasts the five minutes and recieves his reward: and despite everything previously said, he's sure to thank the icy creation sincerely before leaving with the gift. ]
[ video ]
[ shortly after after passing the snowman's 'test', lancer shows up on the network with a wooden box in hand. curiously, he opens it, pulling out his silver mug and jar of tea. ]
... Has anyone else recieved a gift today? [ he already knows he's not the only one, but he's still curious about the variety. ] Whatever their disposition, I believe these snowmen have good intentions. Whether this is some kind of test I cannot say, though it is probably easier to simply hear them out than to try and argue.
[ a beat, and then-- ]
Saber, would you like some tea? [ there's enough here to share, after all. ]

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May I ask you to share what you know? About the Houses, that is.
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1/2
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[ but not him, so there's something of a wry smile on his face before he continues. ]
My impression of my own house is that many of these warriors possess little restraint or manners, though most seem rather reasonable at heart. Given their pasts, it appears Thor is a place for those used to fighting battles.
and then Lancer became 'that dude who offers his sword tea'
Meanwhile, that description of Thor makes him raise an eyebrow and fight down a snicker on top of it.]
Well, there do seem to be a large number of people who like to leap before they look. [Made the snowmen fiasco at least a little bit entertaining.] That means you are a soldier too, sir?
[Now that he thinks of it, he did mention a weapon in his post, didn't he? Maybe...?]
his legend began in whatever century this is
Indeed. It's been the undoing of quite a few, in my experience. [ both in battles and everyday life... it pays to be smart and think ahead, sometimes. ] As for myself-- I am a knight, though I suppose the sentiment is somewhat similar. [ being a knight sounds so much manlier and more chivalrous, though. he likes that better. ]
no century this kid knows, at any rate
You seem to be a credit to your House. May I ask who you serve, sir?