lancer (
broduil) wrote in
asgardeventide2011-12-17 03:03 pm
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one » action & video.
[ action ]
[ anyone passing through thor district may find one (1) lancer making conversation with the resident rude snowman-- where 'conversation' means 'a snowman hurls insults while a knight is polite'. ]
I assure you, snowman, my attire was not meant to offend you. [ but no matter what he says, all he seems to get is more comments on how stupid his armor looks... and his hair, too. ] Nor will dumping snow in my hair prove to be a substantial improvement. If you continue to provoke me needlessly, I will be happy to give you a reason to do so.
[ eventually he lasts the five minutes and recieves his reward: and despite everything previously said, he's sure to thank the icy creation sincerely before leaving with the gift. ]
[ video ]
[ shortly after after passing the snowman's 'test', lancer shows up on the network with a wooden box in hand. curiously, he opens it, pulling out his silver mug and jar of tea. ]
... Has anyone else recieved a gift today? [ he already knows he's not the only one, but he's still curious about the variety. ] Whatever their disposition, I believe these snowmen have good intentions. Whether this is some kind of test I cannot say, though it is probably easier to simply hear them out than to try and argue.
[ a beat, and then-- ]
Saber, would you like some tea? [ there's enough here to share, after all. ]
[ anyone passing through thor district may find one (1) lancer making conversation with the resident rude snowman-- where 'conversation' means 'a snowman hurls insults while a knight is polite'. ]
I assure you, snowman, my attire was not meant to offend you. [ but no matter what he says, all he seems to get is more comments on how stupid his armor looks... and his hair, too. ] Nor will dumping snow in my hair prove to be a substantial improvement. If you continue to provoke me needlessly, I will be happy to give you a reason to do so.
[ eventually he lasts the five minutes and recieves his reward: and despite everything previously said, he's sure to thank the icy creation sincerely before leaving with the gift. ]
[ video ]
[ shortly after after passing the snowman's 'test', lancer shows up on the network with a wooden box in hand. curiously, he opens it, pulling out his silver mug and jar of tea. ]
... Has anyone else recieved a gift today? [ he already knows he's not the only one, but he's still curious about the variety. ] Whatever their disposition, I believe these snowmen have good intentions. Whether this is some kind of test I cannot say, though it is probably easier to simply hear them out than to try and argue.
[ a beat, and then-- ]
Saber, would you like some tea? [ there's enough here to share, after all. ]

video.
I do not know of this Moon Cell, but I assure you the tea I recieved is of the highest quality. [ he holds up his silver mug, smiling. ] For all his insults, the snowman had good taste.
video.
Very good! I shall not accept anything but the best, so this accommodates me rather nicely.
However, Lancer... You are a Servant, yet you know not of the Moon Cell? Just which Grail Wa---No, which year are you from?
video.
The year of my summoning was 1994, though such numbers held little meaning during my own lifetime. [ wandering bands of warriors didn't carry calendars around for some reason. the more you know. ]
video.
... I see. Then it may be possible that I am from the future, where true Holy Grail Wars have ceased to exist, due to the complete exhaustion of mana on Earth.
no subject
Your war lacked a true grail, then? [ maybe you should look at your own grail first, lancer... ] For what purpose were you summoned?
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The Holy Grail had been replaced by a system on the moon called the Serial Phantasm, or SE.RA.PH for short. It has the ability to force reality towards certain paths at the whim of the war's victor. Our Holy Grail War is merely an approximation that takes place in a Reality Marble the SE.RA.PH creates, called the Moon Cell.
A magus participates by connecting their soul to the system through their magic circuits. In this case, a magus's skill is determined by how adept they are in technology as opposed to real magic.
[Hope you like infodump, Lancer.]
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... I see. A war based around that kind of skill would certainly be the downfall of many, had it occured sooner. [ it... makes sense in a kind of weird way, if he throws most things he knows about magic out the window, but at least he can joke about the incompetence of magi when it comes to technology. he'd like to see kayneth's face after hearing about this. ] I thank you for your explanation, Saber, though in the end such details hardly matter-- in a place such as this, we are free to put aside our status for now.
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Umu, you speak the truth. However, it is also these differences and details that allow us to understand each other's perspectives and prevent confusion in the future.
It certainly is refreshing to be free from the bonds of the SE.RA.PH, though. Perhaps one day I shall even start addressing myself as "Nero" rather than "Saber" when I grow comfortable enough...
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[ and he likes that feeling of familiarity. at least have a drink with someone before you go off and try to kill them, so long as they're not crazy or anything. ]
Then I will refer to you as such as well, when that day comes. I have little issue with sharing my own name, though I suspect it is not yet time to announce such things freely.
[ he does want to, but a. that's more a decision for his master to make, and b. it might be good to have it hidden if more people from the war start to turn up. ]
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[Saber wants to be buddies after all, but she also respects that blurting it out in the open wouldn't be the greatest of choices, knowing what situation he is in.]
In my case, you are free address me however you like. I am comfortable with either.
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[ it's not like he can't tell the sabers apart or anything, but it might be nice to have something a little more to go on than "the one with
bigger boobsthe red dress". ]