lancer (
broduil) wrote in
asgardeventide2011-12-17 03:03 pm
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one » action & video.
[ action ]
[ anyone passing through thor district may find one (1) lancer making conversation with the resident rude snowman-- where 'conversation' means 'a snowman hurls insults while a knight is polite'. ]
I assure you, snowman, my attire was not meant to offend you. [ but no matter what he says, all he seems to get is more comments on how stupid his armor looks... and his hair, too. ] Nor will dumping snow in my hair prove to be a substantial improvement. If you continue to provoke me needlessly, I will be happy to give you a reason to do so.
[ eventually he lasts the five minutes and recieves his reward: and despite everything previously said, he's sure to thank the icy creation sincerely before leaving with the gift. ]
[ video ]
[ shortly after after passing the snowman's 'test', lancer shows up on the network with a wooden box in hand. curiously, he opens it, pulling out his silver mug and jar of tea. ]
... Has anyone else recieved a gift today? [ he already knows he's not the only one, but he's still curious about the variety. ] Whatever their disposition, I believe these snowmen have good intentions. Whether this is some kind of test I cannot say, though it is probably easier to simply hear them out than to try and argue.
[ a beat, and then-- ]
Saber, would you like some tea? [ there's enough here to share, after all. ]
[ anyone passing through thor district may find one (1) lancer making conversation with the resident rude snowman-- where 'conversation' means 'a snowman hurls insults while a knight is polite'. ]
I assure you, snowman, my attire was not meant to offend you. [ but no matter what he says, all he seems to get is more comments on how stupid his armor looks... and his hair, too. ] Nor will dumping snow in my hair prove to be a substantial improvement. If you continue to provoke me needlessly, I will be happy to give you a reason to do so.
[ eventually he lasts the five minutes and recieves his reward: and despite everything previously said, he's sure to thank the icy creation sincerely before leaving with the gift. ]
[ video ]
[ shortly after after passing the snowman's 'test', lancer shows up on the network with a wooden box in hand. curiously, he opens it, pulling out his silver mug and jar of tea. ]
... Has anyone else recieved a gift today? [ he already knows he's not the only one, but he's still curious about the variety. ] Whatever their disposition, I believe these snowmen have good intentions. Whether this is some kind of test I cannot say, though it is probably easier to simply hear them out than to try and argue.
[ a beat, and then-- ]
Saber, would you like some tea? [ there's enough here to share, after all. ]

[ video ]
I think they're really nice for handing out all of this.
[ video ]
Indeed they are, when they seem to seek only politeness in return. [ he's figured out that most of the other snowmen are a lot nicer than the one he dealt with. ] May I ask what you received, Miss?
[ video ]
This..! I thought the snowman looked a little sad, since he was asking for something warm, so.. I brought it to him and then he gave me this.
[ video ]
[ video ]
It's only natural to help him out if he's so sad, right? [ she blinks, almost a bit curiously. ] And.. um, I think I might try to share a little bit of this. I think big bro and his friends would like some too, probably..
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Heh, that's very generous of you. I'm sure they'll appreciate it even more now-- but remember to leave some for yourself, too. [ lancer would be sad if anyone took advantage of her and took all that food, clearly. ]
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I'm okay with having just a little bit. [ and she smiles. ] After all, even the normal food isn't bad here.. I like it a lot.
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Just be sure to enjoy your reward. The others have likely recieved their own, and I dare say the Snowman would have intended it that way. [ oh no this is too moe he can't handle it... ] Either way, though, it's unfitting of a knight to go so long without introducing himself. You may call me Lancer, Miss.
[ hey at least a kid won't laugh at him for having a stupid name maybe... ]
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I'll enjoy it either way! If someone is happy because I gave them something, then that will make me happy too. So I was a little surprised when the snowman actually gave me something in return..
[ she pauses for a bit at the name though, but instead of finding it stupid her eyes go wide with surprise - and perhaps some admiration, too. ]
W-wow! That sounds like the name of a real superhero..! Like the ones on tv!
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Does it? How fortunate for me, then! [ okay he has no idea what a tv is but he gets the point, kind of. this is much better than being made fun of. ] I can't quite claim to be a superhero, though-- something like that wouldn't suit my reputation as a knight.
[ even if he'd then be able to go and dance on shirou and kiritsugu's heads forever... look guys, lancer became what you wanted to be with absolutely no effort on his part. hooray! ]
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So you're a knight instead.. oh, but those are on tv too! [ comparing everything to what she sees on tv it's her only friend.. ] Do you usually wear armor like that too? And do you go around saving princesses?
[ if only we had them in game I would make you do it.. ]
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Ha, it is pleasing to hear that knowledge of us survives even to this day! [ although it's... probably not what he's thinking... ] My duties to my lord were varied, but saving others was indeed part of them. [ and the other parts involved running off with the other man's future wife, but let's not mention that ] To protect those in need should be the greatest honor of any knight.
[ this is the beginning of the lancer fan club-- population: nanako. ]
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Of course, those shows about knights are really popular! A few boys from my class always pretend to be knights on the playground too.. [ clearly match up to lancer's level and all. ] Hmm, that's true though.. It's why I think knights are so nice. They help out a lot of people, so they're great people!
[ oh boy she will start this fanclub up for the coolest knight in asgard.. ]
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Then you are quite fortunate to have such noble-minded associates. [ no it doesn't occur to him that pretending to be a knight =/= having the same morals as one... but it's much better to go around impersonating that than magicians like caster or something. ] There are many who stray from the path of honor, but true knights should never once doubt their duty.
[ he's apparently good at games too, does he get some sort of Club Prize... ]
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[ not that she understands what that 'path of honor' thing is about.. but idk going off the path in the forest is bad too so she figures it's something like that!! ]