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asgardeventide2011-12-16 08:23 pm
bosses) wrote in asgardeventide2011-12-16 08:23 pm
saints' asgard: the first ⚜ video / action;
[The video feed opens up to reveal the Boss in what... appears to be somewhere in house Baldr.]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
Right. Listen up, just because we're in some weird-ass city doesn't mean that shit's changing.
[The Boss is looking fairly serious now as he looks into the camera.] Apparently some of you guys haven't heard of the 3rd Street Saints. Well listen up, you chucklefucks, because we got an understanding to come to.
We are a fucking enterprise and we're going to own this city. Got a problem with it, you can take your concerns to Johnny. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that you don't like it. Really sympathetic guy. Good listener.
[He doesn't sound in the least bit sarcastic. Also the previous sentence was a lie, because yeah, he does. Based on the Boss's tone of voice, whoever Johnny is, the number of fucks he is going to give is approximately zero.]
Now, the way I see it, y'all got three options. You can be cool, like Bayonetta, you can stay the fuck out of our way, or you can find out if this is the afterlife. Your call.
[...after a moment.] And the first fucking person to tell me where we can play some skeeball gets canonized.
[It's a video post, but people are welcome to find him as well and talk to him in person!]
voice; OH HELLO GANG MEMBER HOW ARE YOU TODAY
You're not exactly making me terrified for my life here.
Have you got a name or are you anonymous?
voice; OH YOU KNOW JUST UH... BEIN' KIDNAPPED BY GODS, NBD, NBD
Johnny Gat, the man who's going to kick your ass if you don't step the fuck down. Hell, might do it just because. Love puttin' little punks like you in their place.
voice; OH WHAT DO YOU KNOW SAME HERE MUST BE TUESDAY
I don't practice voodoo.
Ten points for offensive stereotyping, though.
voice; MUST BE, MUST BE (SORRY FOR BEING LATE BTW SO BUSY ;o;)
You think I give a shit what you 'practice?' It's all hocus pocus bullshit to me.