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[wwhinin]

_{[ The communicator flicks on and Eridan adjusts his posture, fixing his attire some before pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his freckled nose. He asserts himself before folding his arm over his chest. ]}

Listen up here you saps; I havve somethin' important to say.
Yeah, alright. So wwhat I am flippin' understandin' here is apparently it's either difficult for people to die here permanently or they can't at all.

It completely ruins EVVERYTHIN', you realise.

All of my plans and fuckin' preparation has gone to wwaste. This is just bloody brilliant. Taggin' along on that note, people wwho havve died seem to come here too. Wwhat the actual fuck. Do you knoww howw fuckin' awwkwward that is? Holy mackerel.
Hnph. Another thing I havve come to notice about this place is apparently wwe're goin' to fight a wwar or some shit. I havve just come from emotional devvastation and am dealin wwith 6 swweep year old hormones. I don't particularly think anybody wwants to deal wwith me right noww if they are wwantin' a fight.

So noww I havve twwo questions for you all.
..Is ..uh..
Is there anybody here wwho is remotely happy to see me and doesn't fuckin' wwant me dead? I mean, for land dwwellin' Christ's sake, right I get it, you're upset at me but wwhatevver. It's all your owwn fault I did wwhat I had to do and perhaps noww you wwon't mess wwith me anymore.

Also, if there is an ocean around here. I havve yet to actually givve a shit to go and explore this rubbish hole.

The decor here is absolutely cullin' me.
_{Also, if you see a girl troll wwith a shinin' face runnin' around here wwith a chainsaww and lookin' for me, I ain't evven here. I am totally bein' vvictimized into her black quadrant wwithout my choice so help a guy out here alright. She totally wwants me.}

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[wwhinin]

_{[ He keeps his arms crossed then leans against the nearest hardest surface, allowing the communicator to rest on another surface. ]}

Wwell, I did. I mean, they all sort of deservved it.
I suppose the thrill of killin' all of those ferocious angels just got to my sponge a little bit too.

It's not anythin' you could evven comprehend.

[holyfight]

You know you can't try that here, right? Even if they don't die, no one will stand for that here.

[don't do anything dumb, Eridan. >:|]

[wwhinin]

Psht. Wwhy not. I mean, I'm just askin'. Wwhat's goin' to happen if somebody tried to pull somethin' like... all around mass murder?

[holyfight]

Well, all of the heroes here would stop them, of course! You'd be vastly outnumbered, and without powers from home, you're just like everyone else here.

[wwhinin]

Yeah, but I highly doubt any of them wwield the almight powwer of WWHITE SCIENCE.
I could probably take them all on anywway. After killin' all those angels I'm pretty much ace at my aim wwith it all.
But you knoww wwhat, it's fine. Wwhatevver. I'vve had time to sort a chill the fuck out a bit. I ain't gonna do anythin'.
If anythin', they're gonna be against me more than they evver wwere.

[holyfight]

Well... yeah.

You just said you wanted to kill everyone across the bracelet network... So now everyone is going to be watching you to see if you do anything.

[wwhinin]

Yeah, wwell. Maybe they all should realize that noww givven my situation and envviroment, perhaps they should understand that I fuckin' wwon't unless I'm defendin' myself. It seems like I havve a lot of people against me noww.. evven more than evver before and it sort of sucks shameglobes.

Howwevver, people should understand and realize that although I may not kill anybody noww, they should get the fact that I wwas emotionally hurt and not cared about to the point wwhere I got bitter.
Bitter to the point of harmin' others.

They also should understand the vvicious nature of our kind, especially that of a sea dwweller.

_{[ look at him go and try to justify himself. ]}

[holyfight]

Well... I can understand, now that you told me, but... that's not all something we would know automatically...