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[wwhinin]

_{[ The communicator flicks on and Eridan adjusts his posture, fixing his attire some before pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his freckled nose. He asserts himself before folding his arm over his chest. ]}

Listen up here you saps; I havve somethin' important to say.
Yeah, alright. So wwhat I am flippin' understandin' here is apparently it's either difficult for people to die here permanently or they can't at all.

It completely ruins EVVERYTHIN', you realise.

All of my plans and fuckin' preparation has gone to wwaste. This is just bloody brilliant. Taggin' along on that note, people wwho havve died seem to come here too. Wwhat the actual fuck. Do you knoww howw fuckin' awwkwward that is? Holy mackerel.
Hnph. Another thing I havve come to notice about this place is apparently wwe're goin' to fight a wwar or some shit. I havve just come from emotional devvastation and am dealin wwith 6 swweep year old hormones. I don't particularly think anybody wwants to deal wwith me right noww if they are wwantin' a fight.

So noww I havve twwo questions for you all.
..Is ..uh..
Is there anybody here wwho is remotely happy to see me and doesn't fuckin' wwant me dead? I mean, for land dwwellin' Christ's sake, right I get it, you're upset at me but wwhatevver. It's all your owwn fault I did wwhat I had to do and perhaps noww you wwon't mess wwith me anymore.

Also, if there is an ocean around here. I havve yet to actually givve a shit to go and explore this rubbish hole.

The decor here is absolutely cullin' me.
_{Also, if you see a girl troll wwith a shinin' face runnin' around here wwith a chainsaww and lookin' for me, I ain't evven here. I am totally bein' vvictimized into her black quadrant wwithout my choice so help a guy out here alright. She totally wwants me.}

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voice;

[imperish]

I don't know you enough to want you dead. That count?

text;

[caw]

[There's no popcorn to eat, so just have Davesprite raising an eyebrow at his screen, cracking his knuckles, and setting himself to typing.]

woah yeah im totally on your side here bro looks like youre being treated as unfairly as unfair gets
power to you, gills
im srs i wouldnt stand for this kind of treatment
youve got to fight for your rights you know what im sayin

[Video]

[somethingspecial]

[ Okay, so Rachel is slowly getting used to the people here looking a little... different, and that's okay! really! So, um. This guy... obviously isn't that bad.]

... uhm.

You might want to not sound like a raving lunatic.

It may gain more public support for your plight.

text

[debunk]

I Suggest Learning How To Encrypt Your Messages
But Ill Keep Saying This Until You Somehow Manage To Retain It

I Never Have
Do Not
And Never Will Want You In Any Quadrants Black Or Otherwise
That Being Said
Death Not Being Permanent Wont Stop Me From Taking The Appropriate Action If You Step Out Of Line

text;

[aggrievance]

My heart goes out to you, Mr. Ampora.
Truly.

[sc4l3s]

I H4V3 NO 1D34 WH3R3 TO 3V3N B3G1N

text;

[wwhinin]

_{[ He watches this for a moment and soaks it in before texting back. ]}

really
do you really mean that

video;

[wwhinin]

_{[ He takes in a breath, then rolls his eyes slightly when he hears another voice. ]}

Sure, wwhatevver. At least you're fuckin' respondin' or wwhat havve you. Usually i'm just brushed aside or ignored, so this is fuckin' pleasant. I'm mostly directin' this to those wwho kneww me from Alternia.
Do you mind answwerin' my other question then?

Is there any sort a ocean around here?

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[imperish]

Well, I guess I don't quite fit that bill...

I don't think there is, sorry.

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[wwhinin]

A ravvin' lunatic? Oh, that's fuckin' ace. I'vve hardly been here and I'vve already been labeled that. Absolute flippin' perfection.
I'm misunderstood. That's just really it. Misunderstood, and nobody evven givves a fuck howw I feel or howw I operate. That's howw it's alwways sort a been.

Yea, okay. Do you havve any other sort of advvice up your sleevve that doesn't invvolvve insultin' me?

1.2

[wwhinin]

2.2

[wwhinin]

youre totally threatenin me again you must be pretty desperate kan
but seriously get the fuck ovver yourself
i did wwhat i had to do ok stop bein a wwiggler about it

Re: 2.2

[debunk]

You Destroyed The Fate Of Our Race Killed Feferi And I And Blinded Sollux
Enlighten Me On Why Any Of That Had To Be Done

text;

[wwhinin]

seriously i really did miss your sarcasm miss wwand wwieldin fakey magical lalonde
are you goin to be a royal pain in my ass again here aswwell wwith your wwitchcraft bullshit an fuschia text of apparent wwittiness

i aint much impressed howw about bein useful here an answwerin one vvery important question










did you miss me at all

[wwhinin]

wwhat the actual fuck sweet cod its ter
wwhen the hell did you get here
wwhats goin on i mean howw many of us are actually in this place i hear theres a lot but i wwasnt expectin your middle class minty coloured font

[sc4l3s]

YOU R34LLY N33D TO WORK ON TH3 WHOL3 "NOT 1NSULT1NG P3OPL3 WH3N 4SK1NG TH1NGS" TH1NG
YOUR H1GHF1SH1N3SS

[wwhinin]

psht
i aint insultin anybody im just explainin the truth and my predicament an all a that
anywway i can slightly sense your discontentment wwith the results of my actions and i plead guilty as charged
howwevver evverythin wwas totally in the name of justice
anythin you hear
thats in the name of justice

you like that shit dont you
they all got wwhat they deservved
deal ww it

1.2

[wwhinin]

2.2

[wwhinin]

actiually that frankly isnt none a your fuckin business
i mean i sort a gavve all the wwarnins and signs but apparently nobody wwould listen to me wwith that either

text;

[caw]

do dogs go shithive bananas for tennis balls
this is me slobberin all over one
all i feel in this moment is your plight

video;

[wwhinin]

Ugh. You havve got to be fuckin' kiddin' me here.
First the hideously bland arrangements here, and noww there ain't evven a place wwhere I can soak my gills.

Perhaps a stream? A fountain? Anythin'?

[sc4l3s]

YOU K1LL3D F3F3R1, BL1ND3D SOLLUX, K1LL3D K4N4Y4 WHO GOT B3TT3R BUT TH4TS 1RR3L3V4NT, D3STROY3D TH3 M4TR1ORB, 4ND TR13D TO JO1N TH3 D3MON TRY1NG TO K1LL US 4LL

TH4T 1S B4S1C4LLY TH3 4NT1TH3S1S OF JUST1C3, D1PSH1T

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[imperish]

You have a bathtub, right?

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[holyfight]

So you... want to kill people here?

[wwhinin]

yeah







wwhat of it