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[wwhinin]

_{[ The communicator flicks on and Eridan adjusts his posture, fixing his attire some before pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his freckled nose. He asserts himself before folding his arm over his chest. ]}

Listen up here you saps; I havve somethin' important to say.
Yeah, alright. So wwhat I am flippin' understandin' here is apparently it's either difficult for people to die here permanently or they can't at all.

It completely ruins EVVERYTHIN', you realise.

All of my plans and fuckin' preparation has gone to wwaste. This is just bloody brilliant. Taggin' along on that note, people wwho havve died seem to come here too. Wwhat the actual fuck. Do you knoww howw fuckin' awwkwward that is? Holy mackerel.
Hnph. Another thing I havve come to notice about this place is apparently wwe're goin' to fight a wwar or some shit. I havve just come from emotional devvastation and am dealin wwith 6 swweep year old hormones. I don't particularly think anybody wwants to deal wwith me right noww if they are wwantin' a fight.

So noww I havve twwo questions for you all.
..Is ..uh..
Is there anybody here wwho is remotely happy to see me and doesn't fuckin' wwant me dead? I mean, for land dwwellin' Christ's sake, right I get it, you're upset at me but wwhatevver. It's all your owwn fault I did wwhat I had to do and perhaps noww you wwon't mess wwith me anymore.

Also, if there is an ocean around here. I havve yet to actually givve a shit to go and explore this rubbish hole.

The decor here is absolutely cullin' me.
_{Also, if you see a girl troll wwith a shinin' face runnin' around here wwith a chainsaww and lookin' for me, I ain't evven here. I am totally bein' vvictimized into her black quadrant wwithout my choice so help a guy out here alright. She totally wwants me.}

Comments

[wwhinin]

wwhat the actual fuck sweet cod its ter
wwhen the hell did you get here
wwhats goin on i mean howw many of us are actually in this place i hear theres a lot but i wwasnt expectin your middle class minty coloured font

[sc4l3s]

YOU R34LLY N33D TO WORK ON TH3 WHOL3 "NOT 1NSULT1NG P3OPL3 WH3N 4SK1NG TH1NGS" TH1NG
YOUR H1GHF1SH1N3SS

[wwhinin]

psht
i aint insultin anybody im just explainin the truth and my predicament an all a that
anywway i can slightly sense your discontentment wwith the results of my actions and i plead guilty as charged
howwevver evverythin wwas totally in the name of justice
anythin you hear
thats in the name of justice

you like that shit dont you
they all got wwhat they deservved
deal ww it

[sc4l3s]

YOU K1LL3D F3F3R1, BL1ND3D SOLLUX, K1LL3D K4N4Y4 WHO GOT B3TT3R BUT TH4TS 1RR3L3V4NT, D3STROY3D TH3 M4TR1ORB, 4ND TR13D TO JO1N TH3 D3MON TRY1NG TO K1LL US 4LL

TH4T 1S B4S1C4LLY TH3 4NT1TH3S1S OF JUST1C3, D1PSH1T

[wwhinin]

yeah







wwhat of it

[sc4l3s]

YOU DO R34L1Z3 TH3R3 1S NO TROLL FROM OUR GROUP TH4T L4CKS 4 JUST1F13D R34SON TO H4V3 NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH YOU, R1GHT?

3XC3PT K4N4Y4, WHO 1 TH1NK W4NTS TO TURN YOU 1NTO 4 J1GS4W PUZZL3

[wwhinin]

i get it yeah
i get that
thats howw its alwways sort a been and noww i dont evven havve a pale pal to talk to about my feelins
you dont understand howw isolated i feel right noww
especially in a neww envviroment i dont evven knoww wwhat the hell is goin on still

i
i aint evven sure

[sc4l3s]

[ Oh god, oh god, no, she does not want to, but she knows no one else will and SOMEONE needs to at least attempt to keep his douchebaggery down for his and everyone else's sake. ]

TH4TS UND3RST4ND4BL3
PROB4BLY TH3 ONLY UND3RST4ND4BL3 4ND R34SON4BL3 TH1NG SO F4R
DO YOU
4UGH

W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT 1T?

[wwhinin]

from missus middle of the hemospectrum
psht
i really wwould rather not but i guess since youre so concerned about me i could vvent my feelins to somebody wwho might actually get wwhats goin on here
not entirely but atleast understand wwhat the fuck im talkin about wwhen i say quadrants an shit

[sc4l3s]

1 4M GO1NG TO R3GR3T TH1S L4T3R, 1 KNOW 1T

1S TH1S R34LLY GO1NG TO B3 4BOUT QU4DR4NTS? 1 THOUGHT 1TD B3 MOR3 4BOUT TH3, YOU KNOW, MURD3R, G3NOC1D3, 4ND CROSS-D1M3NS1ON4L GRUBN4PP1NG

[wwhinin]

wwell i mean not entirely about quadrants but i suppose it has a tiny bit to do wwith it
ter youvve nevver really had a moirail i dont think i dont knoww i hardly try to keep up wwith your middle class gossip so i dont guess youll completely understand wwhat i wwas feelin at the time

but wwhatevver

noww wwhere do i start i wwas put on the spot
i wwasnt actually prepared for somebody to actually offer to listen to me

[sc4l3s]

W3LL
TH4T 1S 4 N1C3 S1GN OF S3LF 4W4R3N3SS, 1 GU3SS
R34L1Z1NG NO ON3 WOULD W4NT TO OFF3R TO H3LP YOU, 1 M34N

M4YB3 1TS B3C4US3 1 H4V3NT D34LT W1TH YOU FOR H4LF 4 SW33P OR B3C4US3 YOU P3RSON4LLY OFF3ND3D M3 L3SS TH4N YOU H4V3 B4S1C4LLY 3V3RYON3 3LS3 W1TH YOUR R3T4RD3D PL4N

WH4T3V3R TH3 3XCUS3 1S FOR MY POOR D3C1S1ON, YOU DONT H4V3 MUCH L33W4Y, SO G3T TO TH3 BLUBB3R1NG W1TH 4S L1TTL3 J3RK1N3SS 4S POSS1BL3

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[wwhinin]

2.2

[wwhinin]

is there anywway wwe can do this in person or somethin

[sc4l3s]

...

SUR3, WHY TH3 FUCK NOT

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[tipsygnostalgia]

did he rly do that :3

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[sc4l3s]

Y3S! RLY

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[tipsygnostalgia]

wow so hes kind of a psyucho
* psycho
as well as being a winey douche
*whiny