asgardeventide | 002 ♒ video

_{[ The communicator flicks on and Eridan adjusts his posture, fixing his attire some before pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his freckled nose. He asserts himself before folding his arm over his chest. ]}

Listen up here you saps; I havve somethin' important to say.
Yeah, alright. So wwhat I am flippin' understandin' here is apparently it's either difficult for people to die here permanently or they can't at all.

It completely ruins EVVERYTHIN', you realise.

All of my plans and fuckin' preparation has gone to wwaste. This is just bloody brilliant. Taggin' along on that note, people wwho havve died seem to come here too. Wwhat the actual fuck. Do you knoww howw fuckin' awwkwward that is? Holy mackerel.
Hnph. Another thing I havve come to notice about this place is apparently wwe're goin' to fight a wwar or some shit. I havve just come from emotional devvastation and am dealin wwith 6 swweep year old hormones. I don't particularly think anybody wwants to deal wwith me right noww if they are wwantin' a fight.

So noww I havve twwo questions for you all.
..Is ..uh..
Is there anybody here wwho is remotely happy to see me and doesn't fuckin' wwant me dead? I mean, for land dwwellin' Christ's sake, right I get it, you're upset at me but wwhatevver. It's all your owwn fault I did wwhat I had to do and perhaps noww you wwon't mess wwith me anymore.

Also, if there is an ocean around here. I havve yet to actually givve a shit to go and explore this rubbish hole.

The decor here is absolutely cullin' me.
_{Also, if you see a girl troll wwith a shinin' face runnin' around here wwith a chainsaww and lookin' for me, I ain't evven here. I am totally bein' vvictimized into her black quadrant wwithout my choice so help a guy out here alright. She totally wwants me.}

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I don't want you dead, even if you are whining like, Allll of the time!

_{[ A slight cringe. ]}

Yeah. But you're all drunk and gross and pink all the time.
You probably ain't evven in your right think pan right noww as wwe fuckin' speak.

See, you're at it again! This is why nobody wants to be friends with you you're as bad as Thollukth. Why don't you two just get married or whatever!

Wwait.. just one fuckin' moment here...

It's bad if you call me desperate, or rub in my face that nobody really likes me... but wwhen you compare me to that little mustard shit..

You havve gone WWAY ovver the line there, Rox. Wway fuckin' ovverboard.

Does it look like I havve piss coloured blood? Or a fuckin' speech impediment? _{Shut up.} Does it look like I'm a gigantic bloody twwat wwho fuckin' steals the only person wwho gavve me hope in anythin'...
Hope in myself.. and evven made me moderately proud of my title?

No! I ain't EVVEN close to Sol on the hemospectrum. He's fuckin' number three; I'm goin' to fuckin' vvomit here.
And my GOD, his taste in fashion is ATROCIOUS. That alone is givvin' me all reason here to fuckin' flip my lid!

Wwearin' mismatched shoes is so not in style anymore, and not evven in the hip vvintage sort a wway!

AS PRETTY MUCH ROYALTY HERE, I DEMAND YOU TAKE THAT COMPARISON
WWHICH IS MORE THAN LIKELY A HUGE INSULT
BACK.

The only perthon who thhould be inthulted here ith me, drama queen. YOU thhould be grateful anybody conthiderth you worth of comparithon to an actual perthon with THKILLTH AND WORTH AND FRIENDTH.

And you wear a cape. Only complete douchebagth wear a cape.

Oh my fuckin' cod.

You're really goin' out a your wway to tick me off today, aren't you, Sol?
Excuse me, I wwas just sayin' howw personally offended I wwas at her comparin' me to your good for nothin' ass you insufferable twwit.

Thanks, much.

Lithten to you jutht carping away again. Maybe you thhould clean the theaweed out of whatever pathheth for auricular thponge clotth for you and try procethhing what I jutht thaid, which wath- the only one who jutht got inthulted by that thtatement ith ME, JACKATHH.

[Sorry Eridan but she is just LAUGHING, SO HARD. Being completely drunk and listening to you flip the fuck out over little things is easily one of the most entertaining things in Asgard right now]

[Nope still not done laughing yet oh my god you are killing her]

Okay so- haha- What the hell is a homospectrum do you like, rank guys in order or whatever? If he's number three who's on top? [Yeah she totally misheard that one]

And I'm pretty sure nobody else here gives a shit about blood colors so- haha- you can't even use that as an excuse!

[Okay she's about done laughing now]

And okay I'll give you some points for the fashion thing but only 'cuz with the whole carp an' scarf thing y- oh my god [Okay apparently not done with the laughing]

CAPE and scarf thing looks pretty cool ok!

Edited 2012-06-07 20:53 (UTC)

But no I am not taking any of that back at all and you can't make me!

I was actually trying to decide who was the biggest asshole here but after reading everything in here it seems to be an unanimous decision that it's you. Soz.

_{You like my cape... and scarf..?}

Wwell, okay. Alright.
And I don't evven wwant to really bother tryin' to explain the hemospectrum to you of all people.. I mean..
Humans in their right minds cannot seem to really grasp howw it wworks but yeah uh..
I'm second to the highest.

...

I'm the highest boy if that matters.

Are you actually the highest or did you just put yourself there?

And yeah the cape and scarf look pretty cool! I got a scarf too that's a bit like it, lookie. [See? Scarves are great]

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