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[wwhinin]

_{[ The communicator flicks on and Eridan adjusts his posture, fixing his attire some before pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his freckled nose. He asserts himself before folding his arm over his chest. ]}

Listen up here you saps; I havve somethin' important to say.
Yeah, alright. So wwhat I am flippin' understandin' here is apparently it's either difficult for people to die here permanently or they can't at all.

It completely ruins EVVERYTHIN', you realise.

All of my plans and fuckin' preparation has gone to wwaste. This is just bloody brilliant. Taggin' along on that note, people wwho havve died seem to come here too. Wwhat the actual fuck. Do you knoww howw fuckin' awwkwward that is? Holy mackerel.
Hnph. Another thing I havve come to notice about this place is apparently wwe're goin' to fight a wwar or some shit. I havve just come from emotional devvastation and am dealin wwith 6 swweep year old hormones. I don't particularly think anybody wwants to deal wwith me right noww if they are wwantin' a fight.

So noww I havve twwo questions for you all.
..Is ..uh..
Is there anybody here wwho is remotely happy to see me and doesn't fuckin' wwant me dead? I mean, for land dwwellin' Christ's sake, right I get it, you're upset at me but wwhatevver. It's all your owwn fault I did wwhat I had to do and perhaps noww you wwon't mess wwith me anymore.

Also, if there is an ocean around here. I havve yet to actually givve a shit to go and explore this rubbish hole.

The decor here is absolutely cullin' me.
_{Also, if you see a girl troll wwith a shinin' face runnin' around here wwith a chainsaww and lookin' for me, I ain't evven here. I am totally bein' vvictimized into her black quadrant wwithout my choice so help a guy out here alright. She totally wwants me.}

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[Video]

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't want you dead, even if you are whining like, Allll of the time!

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[wwhinin]

_{[ He keeps his arms crossed then leans against the nearest hardest surface, allowing the communicator to rest on another surface. ]}

Wwell, I did. I mean, they all sort of deservved it.
I suppose the thrill of killin' all of those ferocious angels just got to my sponge a little bit too.

It's not anythin' you could evven comprehend.

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[wwhinin]

_{[ A slight cringe. ]}

Yeah. But you're all drunk and gross and pink all the time.
You probably ain't evven in your right think pan right noww as wwe fuckin' speak.

Re: 2.2

[debunk]

I Was In Charge Of Caring For And Hatching The Matriorb
Frankly That Makes It My Business
Please Tell Me What I Missed
My Auricular Spongeclots Are Wide Open

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[wwhinin]

Sure. I mean, that's fine. But as a prince, I demand somethin' a little bit more fresh or somethin' out side you knoww wwhat I'm sayin'.
Got to havve an excuse to showw off the body somehoww.

[sc4l3s]

YOU DO R34L1Z3 TH3R3 1S NO TROLL FROM OUR GROUP TH4T L4CKS 4 JUST1F13D R34SON TO H4V3 NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH YOU, R1GHT?

3XC3PT K4N4Y4, WHO 1 TH1NK W4NTS TO TURN YOU 1NTO 4 J1GS4W PUZZL3

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[imperish]

[ What is this guy? ]

Uh...yeah, there's probably a fountain, then.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

See, you're at it again! This is why nobody wants to be friends with you you're as bad as Thollukth. Why don't you two just get married or whatever!

[wwhinin]

i get it yeah
i get that
thats howw its alwways sort a been and noww i dont evven havve a pale pal to talk to about my feelins
you dont understand howw isolated i feel right noww
especially in a neww envviroment i dont evven knoww wwhat the hell is goin on still

i
i aint evven sure

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[wwhinin]

wwhat the fuck is a dog
ok i guess that means youre on my side right i mean thats wwhat it is sort a soundin like
mysterious orange font

[private]

[tipsygnostalgia]

did he rly do that :3

[sc4l3s]

[ Oh god, oh god, no, she does not want to, but she knows no one else will and SOMEONE needs to at least attempt to keep his douchebaggery down for his and everyone else's sake. ]

TH4TS UND3RST4ND4BL3
PROB4BLY TH3 ONLY UND3RST4ND4BL3 4ND R34SON4BL3 TH1NG SO F4R
DO YOU
4UGH

W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT 1T?

[wwhinin]

wwoww









cant you just get ovver that already an stop bein so dramatic
matriorbs are gross

[wwhinin]

from missus middle of the hemospectrum
psht
i really wwould rather not but i guess since youre so concerned about me i could vvent my feelins to somebody wwho might actually get wwhats goin on here
not entirely but atleast understand wwhat the fuck im talkin about wwhen i say quadrants an shit

[sc4l3s]

1 4M GO1NG TO R3GR3T TH1S L4T3R, 1 KNOW 1T

1S TH1S R34LLY GO1NG TO B3 4BOUT QU4DR4NTS? 1 THOUGHT 1TD B3 MOR3 4BOUT TH3, YOU KNOW, MURD3R, G3NOC1D3, 4ND CROSS-D1M3NS1ON4L GRUBN4PP1NG

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[sc4l3s]

Y3S! RLY

[private]

[tipsygnostalgia]

wow so hes kind of a psyucho
* psycho
as well as being a winey douche
*whiny

[holyfight]

You know you can't try that here, right? Even if they don't die, no one will stand for that here.

[don't do anything dumb, Eridan. >:|]

[gentle]

I would rather you not die, but I do not know you so I understand if my opinion is irrelevant.

[he doesn't actually care, but if this...thing is going to kill himself in front of everyone or something, N would feel kind of bad if he didn't at least try to be nice and dissuade him.]

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[biifurcatiion]

diid you really ju2t a2k that que2tiion.
diid you really, ii2 thii2 really a thiing my eye2 are wiitne22iing.
ii gue22 beiing head douchebag of de2peratiion or whatever iit ii2 entiitle2 you to extra delu2iion2 but wow diid you have two broadca2t iit two everybody.

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[wwhinin]

_{[ A slight smile, a rather smug one at that. ]}

Vvery good then. I suppose I should elect you to lead me in that general direction if you knoww wwhere it is.

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[imperish]

Wow, I guess I'm pretty important now.

[wwhinin]

wwell i mean not entirely about quadrants but i suppose it has a tiny bit to do wwith it
ter youvve nevver really had a moirail i dont think i dont knoww i hardly try to keep up wwith your middle class gossip so i dont guess youll completely understand wwhat i wwas feelin at the time

but wwhatevver

noww wwhere do i start i wwas put on the spot
i wwasnt actually prepared for somebody to actually offer to listen to me

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[wwhinin]

Fuck yes you are. I mean, for somebody as pale and hornless like yourself, you're going to be the tour guide for Eridan fuckin' Ampora.

Noww, then. Wwhere are you at and wwhere can I find you?

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[imperish]

Well, mister Eridan fuckin' Ampora, I'll take that as a good thing.

I'm in Hel House.