[Video]/Action for Hel

[parasiteye]

[ Today's video post starts with lots of glare; sunlight streams directly into the feed through a window for several second until whoever's got the camera on shifts--apparently pulling their arms down from above so that they're held at an angle where there's just a view of the windowsill and their hands. Normal people hands with black nails and a lovely little midget wolf spider dangling between them. They'll twist upward so they stand parallel with the window, and as the spider taps at his hands to test the waters Kaz will start speaking like he's talking to someone off-screen. ]

Okay, so...I guess the first thing is glad t'see you're eatin' right. I mean you started off super-puny so I figured you'd be dead by but seriously, look at you. Totally fattening up there. Good work~ When it gets warmer I'll sneak some of the good stuff in for you. My treat.

I'd tell you not to pay me back but s'not like you've got anything I want. Your place is pretty empty...the other idiot that lives here can't decorate for shit. [ And while he carries on the little wolf spider will drop to his thumbs and start crawling around there, scoping out the large "O" he's made with his fingers to spin a web ]

So, rule number one. Always keep your legs up--right, yeah, like that. Up up so she thinks you're bigger than you actually are. That's the most important thing since as soon as she's on top of you that is basically it: no escape. Don't waste time trying to overpower her because you're obviously not gonna be able to do that. Just go in with your teeth and bite her as much as you can...wait no--first you gotta get up on her back make sure you're on top and then bite her.

When you stick 'em in go right for where she's soft. That's your best bet to give her as much as you've got. If you're lucky it'll be quick and you can get the fuck away before she figures it out.

[ CONGRATULATIONS ASGARD YOU NOW KNOW HOW TO FIGHT A SPIDER. That's what he just described....ye...p.......

GIVIN' ADVICE TO ALL THE ARACHNIDS. ]

You got all that Qhhth'ssqhk? This is important shit. [ YES HE ALSO NAMED THE SPIDER SHUT UP. ]

Comments

[video]

[parasiteye]

[ his fangs say no ]

She's in this post moron.

[video]

[wasthemaster]

[Well we all know Kaz's fangs don't lie.]

I'm not her babysitter. I don't keep track of every post she's in. [If only because that'd take a very, very long time.]

[video]

[parasiteye]

[ ;o wonk ]

So then who was it if it wasn't her?

[video]

[wasthemaster]

Little girl I know. [Because calling her a little girl makes him feel better that Euri's older.]

[video]

[parasiteye]

...Namine?

[video]

[wasthemaster]

Euri, actually. [Though damn you, Kaz, why do you know every nice blonde girl he does?]

[video]

[parasiteye]

[ kaz knows all the laydees B) ]

.....Oh. [ LESS EXCITING. ]

[video]

[wasthemaster]

[But why 8(]

You can't honestly say you're surprised. [He kind of enjoys being a killjoy sometimes.]

[video]

[parasiteye]

Nope, not really...

[video]

[wasthemaster]

On the other hand, she didn't disclose much about you. Not really, anyway.

[video]

[parasiteye]

What did she say?

[video]

[wasthemaster]

That you two are from the same place and that you're a spider demon. [And a few other things.]

[video]

[parasiteye]

Oh. [ JUST ALL THE BORING STUFF, sigh. ]

[video]

[wasthemaster]

Like I'd tell you if there was more anyway.

[video]

[parasiteye]

Eh, its just Euri. It can't be that interesting.

[video]

[wasthemaster]

So you're about as fond of her as she is of you?

[video]

[parasiteye]

Why're you interested?

[video]

[wasthemaster]

She's kind of an interesting person.

[video]

[parasiteye]

In bed maybe...


[ AHAHA MUTTERED SO...QUIETLY... ]

[video]

[wasthemaster]

...what did you just say?

[video]

[parasiteye]

Nothin', don't worry about it.

[video]

[wasthemaster]

Now clearly I have to worry about it.

[video]

[parasiteye]

You're too young. Grow up a few years an' then we'll see.

[video]

[wasthemaster]

And just how old are you then?

[video]

[parasiteye]

Probably close to 23 or 24.