[Video]/Action for Hel

[parasiteye]

[ Today's video post starts with lots of glare; sunlight streams directly into the feed through a window for several second until whoever's got the camera on shifts--apparently pulling their arms down from above so that they're held at an angle where there's just a view of the windowsill and their hands. Normal people hands with black nails and a lovely little midget wolf spider dangling between them. They'll twist upward so they stand parallel with the window, and as the spider taps at his hands to test the waters Kaz will start speaking like he's talking to someone off-screen. ]

Okay, so...I guess the first thing is glad t'see you're eatin' right. I mean you started off super-puny so I figured you'd be dead by but seriously, look at you. Totally fattening up there. Good work~ When it gets warmer I'll sneak some of the good stuff in for you. My treat.

I'd tell you not to pay me back but s'not like you've got anything I want. Your place is pretty empty...the other idiot that lives here can't decorate for shit. [ And while he carries on the little wolf spider will drop to his thumbs and start crawling around there, scoping out the large "O" he's made with his fingers to spin a web ]

So, rule number one. Always keep your legs up--right, yeah, like that. Up up so she thinks you're bigger than you actually are. That's the most important thing since as soon as she's on top of you that is basically it: no escape. Don't waste time trying to overpower her because you're obviously not gonna be able to do that. Just go in with your teeth and bite her as much as you can...wait no--first you gotta get up on her back make sure you're on top and then bite her.

When you stick 'em in go right for where she's soft. That's your best bet to give her as much as you've got. If you're lucky it'll be quick and you can get the fuck away before she figures it out.

[ CONGRATULATIONS ASGARD YOU NOW KNOW HOW TO FIGHT A SPIDER. That's what he just described....ye...p.......

GIVIN' ADVICE TO ALL THE ARACHNIDS. ]

You got all that Qhhth'ssqhk? This is important shit. [ YES HE ALSO NAMED THE SPIDER SHUT UP. ]

Comments

[parasiteye]

Nope. He suggested a truce so we stopped trying to kill each other.

[lethechained]

[This is actually turning out to be pretty productive.]

That does sound more convenient. [For both of them... but how strong a truce is it? After all, she did see him bite Vanitas. And he suggested it? It might have been a good move, but... hm.]

[parasiteye]

For me anyway. Means he gave up first~

[lethechained]

You seem very proud of that.

[parasiteye]

Who wouldn't be??? That makes this my territory!

[lethechained]

[... Territory?]

[-- Oh. Maybe it's a demon thing?]

His room?

[parasiteye]

And all of Hel~ [ ...except for Yifei being an issue but shhhhhh ]

[lethechained]

[... Kaz, what.]

How does beating him make all of Hel your territory?

[parasiteye]

Because I beat out all the other challengers! I outlasted Amaimon, kicked Vanitas' ass an' no one else has tried to fight me for it so it's mine.

[lethechained]

[Who's Amaimon--]

Does anyone even know about it?

[parasiteye]

[ The only full-blooded demon he met that was dumber than he is ;u; ]

It doesn't really matter if they do or don't, humans wouldn't get it anyway!

[lethechained]

[/)~(\]

[... Real nice delusion you have there, Kaz. But, fine, then.]

I see. You could try to explain it.

[parasiteye]

Waste of time.

[lethechained]

I'm not surprised. [That he would say that, she means.]

[parasiteye]

Well yeah, they're humans. What do you expect?? [ lmfao he misinterpreted it ;w; which is probably better for her ]

[lethechained]

[Yes, yes it is. ... Hm. Here, Kaz, let's check out your feels regarding humans.]

I suppose it shouldn't be very much? [Yes, that was a question mark there.]

[parasiteye]

[ hissssssssssssssss that is how he feels ]

Right! They're idiots.

[lethechained]

What makes you say that?

[parasiteye]

Come on, you've got to have noticed--there's hardly anything good about 'em.

[lethechained]

Then what is good about them? [Or 'is' anyway.]

[parasiteye]

If I had to pick one thing I guess it would be....they taste good.

[lethechained]

You eat them?

[-- That. Actually makes sense, with the biting thing.]

[parasiteye]

Of course I do--demon, remember?

[lethechained]

Do all demons do that?

[parasiteye]

Nope, just a few.