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[departing]

This might sound sudden and I'm not really sure how many of you would take this, but...

[He needs to ask due to urgency.]

I would appreciate it if any of you could donate a spare pair of pants to Odin 102.

It's not me who needs it...it's just..

[Certain people should wear pants when they're being asked to.]

There's someone....[Not someone, it's Gai but he's too embarrassed to say.] Someone out there who doesn't know how to dress up properly and-

[Now this is just dragging on.]

They won't listen to me when I ask them to wear pants. I thought I might have the wrong size here and they aren't being cooperative.

In fact this person is..Inori's brother.

[That's a lie too.]

He's new here and if you could lend him a pair of pants it would help, so please.

[All of these lies.]

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The fuck... Someone's runnin' around without pants on? You're joking right?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Can't this guy buy a pair?

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[patronizing]

[ ... so this wasn't something she was expecting to come across while she had been idly browsing through her bracelet. funnily enough, it's always Shu who makes the questionable broadcasts. ]

Force them into pants like a baby. If that doesn’t work, threaten them with diapers since this person clearly wishes to be treated as such. That, or they’re just shameless.

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[departing]

I'm not joking.

[Does he really look like the type to joke about this? Dude.]

They are.

Inori's brother's doesn't know how the world works. There's a lot of things he doesn't know even if he tries to act cool and...

[Tears]

What else would you do in this situation, Senji?

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[fucking sighs.]

How does he not even know that pants are a proper thing...

Just suck it up and force him to wear pants, Shu. There's really nothing else you can do.

i said i would (video btw)

[madamemoiselle]

Huh? What a stupid post.

[why... diva...]

Hey, I don't blame him, though! Pants are uncomfortable!

[departing]

He could.

I mean. Inori's brother is paying for my living expenses, but he doesn't seem to care about pants.

voice;

[departing]

[He's got a reputation to live up to.]

There's no way I can do that. He's a lot bigger than I am and he gets violent.

Diapers?

[Good idea.]

Is there such thing as a really really large diaper size for older men?

oh nooo (video brosis)

[departing]

It is stupid, I know.

[Being self conscious of this is suffering.]

What do you mean by that?

How do you wear clothes outside?

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[departing]

That's impossible. There's no way I can do that. I can't force him. He's stronger then I am and you of all people should know how badly I can get beat up.

[Still mad about that: yes

Not the right time to bring it up though.]

voice;

[patronizing]

[ he lives up to it perfectly. ]

But of course there is. Haven’t you ever heard of Gendai Budō? I’m sure if you ask around you can get a lead on where to purchase diapers for older men. If they refuse to wear pants, then can wear those instead. Perhaps they could even go outside in public wearing such a underwear; I hear they’re quite popular with the women. [ ... no Shu, don’t listen to her. they aren’t ]

[madamemoiselle]

[Diva's lips form a pout, and she makes an exasperated noise]

Well obviously I wear clothes outside! But it's things like skirts and dresses. I never wear pants!

voice;

[departing]

[Just as planned.]

I might have come a cross it before.

Alright, I'll make him wear those and listen to what you say. Thank you.

[Listening to her because he is naive and dense. ]

[departing]

Skirts and dresses look good on you.

[This is okay.]

It's okay if you stay that way.

Men are different.

voice;

[patronizing]

[ did he... actually listen to her advice on that? Shu she wasn't even being serious, oh my god why does she always end up with the naive and dense types. the only question here is how does she fix this... or does she just leave him be and watch the scene unfold. ]

Hmph. You’re doing the right thing. After all, a naughty child gets punished if not done as they’re told.

[madamemoiselle]

[oh, flattery will get you everywhere, shu!! like, you know, her in your pants. whatever I can be horrible in brackets if I want]

[Diva just laughs]

Still, it's uncomfortable! It's easier to not have anything restricting your legs at all. Ahh, but you just don't get it because you always wear pants, right?

Voice;

[departing]

[Sobbing. This is a disaster already.]

Right.

I'll head over and buy him a pair of giant diapers.

He might enjoy being popular with the ladies, I guess.

[departing]

[She can live in his pants? Being horrible in brackets aw yes ]

Don't most people wear pants? If you aren't wearing a skirt or dress that is.

[madamemoiselle]

Well, yeah, but it's just at your house, right? I would hope that this person isn't walking around the city without pants... But if it's just where you live, who cares?

[departing]

Mhm, it's just in our house.

But the problem is we live with a teenage girl.

I don't want to risk anything.

[Except Inori doesn't care.]

[madamemoiselle]

The girl you're living with, is it Inori? No, wait, if it is, answer that last. Isn't that moving kind of fast, Shu? You're not supposed to live with a girl before you marry her, you know!

[departing]

Well, yes.

We lived with each other. Back in our own world too.


Moving fast---

Wait.

It's already been a month or so since we've moved in officially. There's something wrong with that?

[madamemoiselle]

[This is one of those cases where "like you can talk, Diva" applies, but she's also teasing. So she keeps giggling.]

Well maybe not wrong... But I'm surprised! I wouldn't imagine you to be the kind of boy that's so forward and moves so quickly! I'd imagine you to be the kind of boy that would wait years before doing something that intimate.

[departing]

T-That intimate?

We haven't done it yet.

[Even though Gai brought home porn and tried to teach him. It failed.]

Inori means a lot to me, that's all.

Wasn't there someone you cared for as well?

[gunsgoldgirls]

How can you just not care about pants? I mean, sure everybody prefers free and easy, and you don't have to be into fashion or anything, but...