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[The video comes on shakily and off-center to a vaguely interested, but mostly pissed Gat shaking the arrival letter expectantly]

Yo, who the fuck do I gotta kill around here to speak to the goddamn management? This is bullshit. Can't believe I'm the first to say it. Not the whole color and life hippy shit either - That's a whole other crock of shit I don't even wanna deal with right now - but this letter. Look.

It says, and I fuckin' quote - "you will be provided blah blah blah ensure your health and happiness." Now, I don't know about you kind folks but I ain't been provided with shit for my health or fuckin happiness.

I'm about sick of freezing my ass off out here, haven't seen a damn beer one, and there ain't no fuckin stripper poles neither. [He says these last two things as if they are just as vital to ones' health and happiness and protection from the cold is. Priorities, man.] How the fuck am I supposed to be happy when I ain't even got the basics?

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[387counts.livejournal.com]

You'd think that, until you end up with a roomful of crippled whores.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right. And believe me, stripper poles? Are worth doing.

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[satisfies]

...yeah, that sounds like a tragedy I'm not willing to risk.

I'm sure we can at least put something together. Just gotta be careful about it. [ pause. ] But don't we need strippers too, while we're at it?

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[387counts.livejournal.com]

Shit yeah; Can't have the poles without the strippers. We're just a little too short handed at the moment to go huntin' for 'em.

[Gat is grinning a little. Holy shit, Juuza, you are the first person he's met who he actually likes.]

Yo, you got a name?

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[satisfies]

Heh, as it just so happens, I'm always on the hunt for that particular delicacy.

[ a truly high honor. ]

Juuza. Juuza Amakusa. You?

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[387counts.livejournal.com]

Shit, the Saints could use that kind of work ethic here.

Johnny Gat.

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[satisfies]

The Saints? I didn't take you for the religious type.

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[387counts.livejournal.com]

[Gat smirks]

What, can't see my ass rolling into church every Sunday?

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[satisfies]

Must be a pretty interesting church... with one helluva preacher.

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[387counts.livejournal.com]

You've got no fuckin' idea.

[Technically, he's not... Incorrect. Though the Boss is a far cry from a man of God.]

Shit, maybe you should swing by sometime when we've got ourselves set up here. I'm sure our [There's a throaty huff of a laugh;] pastor would love to meet you.

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[satisfies]

I'm a tough sell on religion...

But eh, why not? Maybe I'll finally see the light.