001 ⚜ [Video]

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[The video comes on shakily and off-center to a vaguely interested, but mostly pissed Gat shaking the arrival letter expectantly]

Yo, who the fuck do I gotta kill around here to speak to the goddamn management? This is bullshit. Can't believe I'm the first to say it. Not the whole color and life hippy shit either - That's a whole other crock of shit I don't even wanna deal with right now - but this letter. Look.

It says, and I fuckin' quote - "you will be provided blah blah blah ensure your health and happiness." Now, I don't know about you kind folks but I ain't been provided with shit for my health or fuckin happiness.

I'm about sick of freezing my ass off out here, haven't seen a damn beer one, and there ain't no fuckin stripper poles neither. [He says these last two things as if they are just as vital to ones' health and happiness and protection from the cold is. Priorities, man.] How the fuck am I supposed to be happy when I ain't even got the basics?

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[387counts.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Poles.

For strippers.

[democratize]

Sorry, I don't know what a stripper is.

[387counts.livejournal.com]

You're fucking kidding me.

[democratize]

Are they like dancers?

[387counts.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you could say that.

[democratize]

Oh.


So... they dance with a pole? [trying not to sound too interested hnnnggh]

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[Of all the things Gat could have to explain...]

Fuck yeah. Sometimes they take their clothes off too.

[democratize]

That sounds... pretty nice. [For having growing up in a whorehouse, he's pretty inexperienced]

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[Gat's kind of... Shocked. Is this kid serious? He looked more than old enough to know what strippers were.

Seriously, what the fuck.]

Yeah, no shit. Tell me, how are you dealin' with life beyond that fuckin' rock you lived under?

[democratize]

I-it isn't like I haven't been to those kinds of places before!

The girls just kept their clothes on.