001 ⚜ [Video]

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[The video comes on shakily and off-center to a vaguely interested, but mostly pissed Gat shaking the arrival letter expectantly]

Yo, who the fuck do I gotta kill around here to speak to the goddamn management? This is bullshit. Can't believe I'm the first to say it. Not the whole color and life hippy shit either - That's a whole other crock of shit I don't even wanna deal with right now - but this letter. Look.

It says, and I fuckin' quote - "you will be provided blah blah blah ensure your health and happiness." Now, I don't know about you kind folks but I ain't been provided with shit for my health or fuckin happiness.

I'm about sick of freezing my ass off out here, haven't seen a damn beer one, and there ain't no fuckin stripper poles neither. [He says these last two things as if they are just as vital to ones' health and happiness and protection from the cold is. Priorities, man.] How the fuck am I supposed to be happy when I ain't even got the basics?

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[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ Oh. Harsh. ]

--ah. Ha. No, it's... I mean.

Aren't you supposed to be all hush hush about it, though?

[387counts.livejournal.com]

Maybe, if you're a fuckin' pussy. If you really wanna own the streets, people gotta know your name and what colors you're wearin'.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

...oh. [ She knows bullies like you, Johnny. She used to be one of their favorite targets. ]

You aren't going to try to do that here, are you...?

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[Bullies? Nah. You've got nothing to worry about Orihime, as long as you stay off the radar.]

Shit yeah! Why the hell wouldn't we?

[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ How does one do that... ]

Because - Because it's different here, isn't it? New rules.

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[Just keep quiet and don't be an obstacle

He seems to think about her statement for a moment]

Can't be too different. Motherfucker's still bleed, don't they?

[unifying.livejournal.com]

But - wouldn't you rather work together than make enemies?

[387counts.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Maybe people should stay the fuck outta our way.

[unifying.livejournal.com]

But - what would you even get out of it? The gods here have given you everything you could need!

sg sorry for lateness >:

[387counts.livejournal.com]

Did you completely miss the part where I said I haven't seen a single beer or stripper pole?

nooo no worries i was on hiatus anyway ;;

[unifying.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're just waiting till the younger ones are in bed... I'm sure you'll be able to enjoy your - hobbies - eventually.

[ Because she's thinking the stripper pole's for you, Johnny... ]