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[rules_the_north]

Will be opening a combined restaurant/café and carpentry (location: Heimdall) in three days.

Reduced prices on the first day. Has a room for parties or meetings. Interior is also exhibition pieces and can be ordered.

Need:

a name for the store
cook (m/f)
waiter (m/f)
help with advertisements
carpenting assistant (can be a child, too)

For work, be taken trustworthy.


[filtered away from Finland]

How many people's heads exploded, and whose?


[more information about the store will be available on request.]

Comments

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[gesta_danorum]

Oh! And you should name it Hyggelig That's a great name for a restaurant. It'll draw customers! It'll be a place worth visitin'!

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[rules_the_north]

Y' 're not entering my place.

[Though it would be fun to employ Denmark, he knows well enough that the other nation would not really take orders from him and it is his bussiness. Denmark would just ruin it. Just by being him. Because Denmark sucks.]

Y' 'd drive everyone away.

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[gesta_danorum]

What?! Ah, come on, Sverige! It's not like ya can force me out if I happen t' stroll in!

[And that second bit really offends him!]

An' that's hardly th' truth. In fact, that's a huge lie! One've th' biggest! If anythin' I'll make business for ya! People won't be able t' stay away when they've tasted what I have t' offer!

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[rules_the_north]

's my place.

'm can.

[He'll not even grace that with an answer, it is so obviously wrong - at least when he wants to stay a respectable bussiness. Who knows what Denmark would do to it.]

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[gesta_danorum]

That's-- You're as asshole!. Here I am, offerin' my services, knowin' it'll do your business good because ha, hello, I'm not a bad cook, and there ya are, turnin' me away because you're stupid!

How are ya gonna keep me out, huh, Sverige?! 's not like you can always be there!

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[rules_the_north]

'm remember what happened th' last time that I let y' in.

[It's not even been a hundred years since the War of Liberation. He doesn't want Denmark close to anything that is his, thankyouverymuch. He's nobody's territory and won't be treated like one.]

Th't won't happen again.

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[gesta_danorum]

Well, I don't! In fact, th' last time we exchanged words I remember you screwin' me over pretty damn well!

[Their differing timelines really do make things somewhat difficult. His tone gets both whiney and angry.]

Come ooooon, Sverige! Lemme cook for ya! I mean, not for you but for your stupid restaurant or whatever!

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[rules_the_north]

Y' probably earned 't.

...Why do y' want t' cook fer m' that badly? [Seriously what are you planning Denmark. He's not going to let you burn down his kitchen.]

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[gesta_danorum]

Ha! I wanna cook for other people, not you! ...Plus you'll have t' pay me for bein' amazing.

[Honest!]

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[rules_the_north]

Th'n cook somewhere else.

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[gesta_danorum]

So much for bein' family, ya asshole! I hope your shop catches fire, or ya hire a cook that gives everyone food poisonin'!

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[rules_the_north]

If y' try arson yer hands 're gone.

[Because threatening Denmark always works so well.]