[ video ] hey guys let's do a joint... post /cough

[baanichan]

 [ The feed clicks on, to reveal one young blonde and a man at the point of 'midlife crisis averted' with a peculiarly-designed goatee. The blonde speaks first, as he adjusts his glasses. ]

Hello, this is Barnaby again, and my partner Kotetsu. Apparently there are very few people from Sternbild here, and many of you have been asking questions about-

[ The elder, darker-haired male rolls his eyes and shakes his head. He's used to Barnaby's formal speech, but is no less annoyed by it. ]
    
Oi, Bunny. We're not on TV, ya know! No need to be so formal! And besides ~ If you're going to introduce us, then do it properly!
    
[ Kotetsu grins and waves a hand at the screen. He's practised and rehearsed this at least a million times. ]
    
Yo! We're Tiger and Bunny and we're the super cool and badass Hero duo from HeroTV! 

[ It's Barnaby's turn to roll his eyes. ]
    
Nobody knows what HeroTV is! I didn't write that!

Isn't that part of what we're going to tell them, though?

[ Barnaby reaches over off-camera, and picks up what appears to be a few pages- a goddamned script, of all things.

Kotetsu scowls and scratches his beard. His frown deepens at the sight of the script and he rolls his eyes. Yes, he read the script, but he's not very impressed with it or even the mere idea of having to follow it. Kotetsu has trouble listening to direct orders, Barnaby, you should know that... ]

Did you even read the script?  And don't tell them to call me Bunny!

[ The last part of that is a hiss. Kotetsu rolls his eyes again and raises his hands to make mock-bunny ears. ]
    
"And don't tell them to call me Bunny!"

[ Barnaby rolls up the script and gives Kotetsu's head a good smack, who yelps and cradles his head, throwing Barnaby a little glare while he grumbles under his breath.  ]

O-Oi ... ! Keh ...

[ He rolls his eyes, and looks towards the camera, sighing when he realizes that they never stopped recording. He's just... going to give up on... Yeah, they might as well abandon the script. ]
    
Anyway, since a lot of people were asking us what makes us Heroes, or asking about HeroTV, we've decided to open up the floor to answer questions together.

[ Kotetsu perks back up when Barnaby resumes the recording, nodding once more with a grin. ]
    
So ask away! Just no real personal questions!
    
Tiger and Bunny, over and out ~ !
    
[ Waves as he reaches over Bunny and presses the 'stop' button. The feed shuts off with a click. ]

[[ Yukari: So, guys, it's pretty self-explanatory- if you were giving these guys a hard time for calling themselves Heroes in their intro posts -/stares at tony stark- go ahead and ask them stuff about it! Kotetsu and Barnaby will be answering at their discretion, and threadjacking each other as they see fit. ~

PS: Ichigo Kurosaki is not allowed to ask Barnaby why he stole his voice. :> ]]

Comments

[prosecutory]

[He has a different question.]

You are acquainted with Judge Petrov, I take it?

[Yes, he has spoken to the good judge a few times.]

[ video ]

[compressed]

If you're heroes, but you say that you're from HeroTV... It doesn't really sound real. [Unless that was the point, but.]

[video]

[holmes_fanatic]

By hero you mean ... 'superhero'? So Tiger and Bunny are ... codenames, right?

So what's HeroTV?

video

[volcanoes]

...Tiger and Bunny?

[whatagoodgirl]

There's a whole TV channel dedicated to superheroes?

[video]

[charming_jerk]

What kinda heroes are called "Tiger" 'n' "Bunny"? Ya sound more like cartoon characters or somethin'.

voice.

[bloodyperky]

Well, from my perspective, it sounds something like a children's show.

But it's not, is it?

voice;

[patronizing]

Tiger and Bunny? Heh. Let me guess, the blonde one is Tiger and the old man is Bunny. [ nope, it’s the other way around but WHO CARES. not her. ]

video.

[repulsors]

Bunny, huh? [ Sounds like some kind of kink thing. Guess what your new name is. ] So, I take it that this is that "partner" you were talking about?

...nice beard. [ Yeah, he can appreciate. ]

So, uh. Tell me about HeroTV, then. What it is, what you guys do, exactly. Because I'm still a little unclear.


[ooc; HEY TONY IS A JERK OKAY he just wants to understand also oh my god laksdfaje this is the cutest post you guys ]

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[phantom_thief_freyr]

What sort of heroes are you? Are you just regular heroes or super heroes? Because Freyr is a hero too.

[1864]

HeroTV? That sounds like a bad reality show.

[ But an amusing one, if their video post was any example. ]

[not here, but]

[suppressthedark]

[OH COME THE HELL ON HE WAS DRUNK WHEN HE SAID THAT]

[mybffmrhat]

Are you guys a comedy duo? [She laughs.] Because you're really good!

[video]

[trinitylimit]

You're heroes too? Who trained you?

video;

[judgmental]

Of course, as curator, I need ask you no questions about yourselves or Hero TV.

But I do wonder what you intend to do here, as Heroes.

[He's smiling, but inwardly JUDGING.]

video;

[madamemoiselle]

[Diva's attention is at first drawn by two good-looking guys, and then further by how... entertaining they are, to say the least. She responds at first with polite laughter and even a little bit of amused applause]

Ah, Tiger and Bunny, really? Those are really cute names!

But I have a question—What kind of things do heroes do? I don't think there's anything like you where I come from!

[video]

[holyfight]

Kurosa--

...

Oh. I'm sorry! You sound just like a friend of mine!

[you didn't say Hime couldn't say anything!]

You're heroes? What's that mean?