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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[exhunter]

You'll only lose the money in your pocket.

[He's honest.]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

[He laughs]

Not necessarily. Usually you have to spend money to make money, but I'm out to prove it's not always true!

[His great scheme to start out with at Asgard is a 50/50 draw........]

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[exhunter]

How do you plan on achieving that scheme of yours?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Gambling's usually a good bet for that. Not doing any gambling yourself, that is. Getting other people to go for it. And skimming a little off the top for your trouble.

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[exhunter]

In other words you're too lazy to work for real money.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

[yes]

I'm not lazy! But I've been the boss for so long, I can't just go down to working in a shop or some shit.

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[exhunter]

Then start your own business.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

That's what I'm gonna do! But I need startup money first.

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[exhunter]

You mean lazy money.

[Don't be rude will.]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey, the work itself is easy, but it still takes plenty of planning, okay?! Especially if there's law types around at all.

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[exhunter]

You might find one or two lawyers but they aren't obligated to do their job properly here.

Don't worry about it.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Good, then my job just got easier. But you still have to get the word out there and all, you know? Besides, what's it matter how difficult it is, as long as you're making money, right?

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[exhunter]

You'll need a job at least.

That seems to be a requirement if you want to get a better place to live here.

It's ironic how they keep things we're familiar with yet they decide to throw us away from what we're used to.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

So it's not good enough to just be making money somehow, it has to be from a legitimate business?

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[exhunter]

As long as you have money.

That should be what matters.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

It is, right? There's tonnes of ways to get money, working for a real business is only one of them!

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[exhunter]

Money should be the least of your concerns here.

Though I should expect this from you as an Ushiromiya with a background in this sort of thing.

[Suspicious businesses but he doesn't say that.]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

[He doesn't mind admitting it.......]

It's a concern if I need money to move out of this friggin' dorm. It might be kind of nice if Ange came too! Not to mention I've probably gotta buy cigarettes and food.

[as in, from restaurants, because there's no way he's cooking unless it's near-instant, and if it's that easy, he doubts it's any good, so he won't eat it]

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[exhunter]

Might one to contact her before something unexpected happens.

[Like bern.]

Finding a job with a stable income is the first step.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...You think she'd up and get married?

[Missing the point here]

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[exhunter]

Definitely not.

Where on earth did you think that up from ?

[Will notices man.]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

You said 'before something unexpected happens'...

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[exhunter]

Never hurts to be careful.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...I guess you're right. Anything could happen...

[Now he's paranoid. Someone's going to hurt her?! or maybe she'll run off with a guy?! or disappear?!?!?!?!]

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[exhunter]

Anything.

She could run off with a guy and grow up before you know it.

[Now he's just teasing.]