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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[vidya~] Beato's family councelling

[gunsgoldgirls]

[It's tough being a playboy and no one understands.]

...That's a pretty good point. Any help there is good. But it's still tough to figure out what to do when you can't tell how they'll react, you know?

[Battler might understand and forgive him...or he could just rage that much more. Kyrie is even worse, the normal assumption would be that she would cry, except as far as he's aware that isn't really something she does. He also would have no idea how to handle that, especially not with her, so he sure hopes it doesn't ever happen. She probably wouldn't yell at him...right? Since that's another thing that just doesn't happen. If he just got the cold shoulder, that might be alright, he could understand that, it just might be the most likely. But he just can't predict what either will do, which is what's really holding him back.]

[vidya~] She's so generous~

[highstakesgame]

Can you really not tell? Or does it scare you that much?

[yeah, she really would kill you, dude. Kyrie don't fuck around]

In any case, why don't you do one thing at a time instead of trying to confront them both at once?

[vidya~] Thank you, oh great Beatrice-sama for offering this lowly businessman your advice

[gunsgoldgirls]

[It's true...she's usually pretty easygoing about his crap, a little too easygoing, but still terrifying at the same time.
(my Kyrie's been told twice and cried both times, but wanted to take it out on Battler when Rudolf told her, eheh)]

'Cause then I only have to do it once! You really want me to that bad?

[vidya~] It's what she *does*

[highstakesgame]

It seems like you're the one who'd rather go ahead and get it over with. Just as an observation.

[vidya~] So selfless

[gunsgoldgirls]

Heh, I guess you're right. Still, you can't force it! He's gonna kill me, so...

[Wow he didn't think he would be having this conversation with the witch, what's even going on...]

[vidya~] She really is. You should appreciate her, Rudolf. :(

[highstakesgame]

I think you're overestimating Battler-san's bloodthirsty nature.

[vidya~] He appreciates her cowtits, does that count?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Not at all, he's ravenous!

Wait a minute, 'Battler-san'? Call me crazy, but a great witch shouldn't be calling some spazz like him that.

[vidya~] No, Rudolf. No it doesn't. :(

[highstakesgame]

Well, he is my Lord, after all.

[TROLLING: FULL THROTTLE]

[vidya~] Not even a little? :(

[gunsgoldgirls]

...What the-? The hell does that mean?

[vidya~] Well, maybe a little. BUT NOT MUCH.

[highstakesgame]

You'll just have to ask him, won't you?

[OKAY SO MAYBE SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO SIT DOWN AND TALK TO YOUR KID, or maybe she's just trolling. You never can tell with Therapist Beato]

[vidya~] still something!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Dammit, Beato...]

...Nngh I guess that's how it's gotta be, huh...

[vidya~] Not anything impressive. :(

[highstakesgame]

Well then!

Good luck, Otou-san!

[vidya~]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Wh-

The hell's with you?!

[HE'S SCARED AND DISORIENTED!!]

[vidya~]

[highstakesgame]

[FEED CUTS OFF WHILE SHE'S CACKLING, DAD]

[offline???!?!?!?!]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[UWOOS]