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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

It's true, she doesn't care, she'll let me say whatever I want!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

I don't believe you.

... And don't give Kaz any stupid ideas! That's the last thing he needs!

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Sorry, but if anybody gets ideas, it's not my fault, it's theirs.

If I could let you talk to my wife, I would. She'd be giggling away.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

He's impressionable. And a moron.

Is she here?

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Nah, I'm all alone.

And that seems to be the case with most men, so nothing out of the ordinary there.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

How convenient.

[dfljdfk] R - right! So don't make him worse than he already is!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Not really, there was a bit of important business going on and it's no use being single when all the women are too young.

I don't think anybody could make him worse.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

You're gross.

[That's pretty sure....] Ugh! You barely know him!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey, I'm not gross if I'm saying I'm not about to go after women who are way too young for me!

I don't need to know him well to realize that!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

You shouldn't have to say it! That should be a given!

[Euri just makes a frustrated noise because yes, Kaz is so terrible.]

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Not when it sounds like that's what you're accusing me of already!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

You're only making yourself look suspicious by trying too hard!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

My daughter's the same age as most of you guys, why the hell would I do that!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Because you could secretly be an evil, lecherous pervert just waiting to corner some poor girl in a dark alley!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Wha-

No way, maybe my father would be that guy, but I'm a successful lech, I don't have to resort to something like that. Plus I wouldn't even think of it, you need the excitement of winning someone over!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[She's ready to dismiss him, but that last part catches her attention.]

... Is that what you think?

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Of course, it's satisfying, that's half the enjoyment! Especially if she's difficult.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[Dear god, he might actually be able to teach Kaz something not disgusting.

But she still sounds completely tsun because he could just be lying.]

Uh huh. Yeah, sure.

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You act like you took a good look at our conversation, but if you can't believe me, then I think it was pretty selective.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

I wasn't being selective! [Yes, she was.] I just want to make sure Kaz doesn't end up doing something stupid!

[Audio]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Don't worry, I'll teach him well. I've got a lot of experience under my belt.

[badum tsh...]

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[occulthymns]

[TSUN

TSUN

TSUN

... damnit.]

Ugh, just make sure to emphasize the wooing part! Get it through his stupidly thick head! [Because that would actually be pretty great if Kaz learned it.]

[Audio - filtered]

[gunsgoldgirls]

It's the key to being successful, if I'm gonna teach him anything, that has to be in there!

[Audio - filtered]

[occulthymns]

Good!

[Even though she's saying that she still sounds angry, and she's shutting the transmission off.

So

Pleased.]