asgardeventide | 01

Entry tags:

01 | Video

Hey. I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something. Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go? It’s like a horoscope, right? Personalities and all that. So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr. If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch? I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed. This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes. …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Was that too informal?

Hm... I've never been good at this sort of thing.

[ he coughs, clearing his throat a bit. ]

It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. I'm the one who's been looking after your daughter.

...What're you saying?

[Wait a second, 'pops', 'looking after'...he sees what's going on here...and he doesn't like it!!]

You're Ange's husband?!

We're way beyond that kind of conventional relationship.

Yeah, then what is it?! You're taking advantage of my daughter and won't even marry her?! At least make her an honest woman...!!!

[ wow rudolf that's rich coming from you... ]

Hyahahaha, I would if I could! But you're going to have to talk to her about that one... if anything, she's the one that won't commit. Maybe it's in the blood...?

[Shut uuup, it's different when it's his daughter! Besides how can you marry that many women, it's illegal.........]

No way, she's got her mother's blood, it's just the opposite. It's got to be you who's leading her on, maybe she just doesn't want to say it!

[ yeah whatever you say rudolf... ]

Nah, it was just a little while ago that she said she needed me around to protect her! If that's not romantic, what is?

[amakusa should know...being playboy is suffering and nobody understands]

From what?

[ it really is. but then it can come back to haunt you, like so... ]

Hyahhaaha, are you really going to make me say it?

[In the form of two children, yes, yes it can.]

Other than from you and other men, how should I know?

Personal experience?

Anyone I can think of is probably dead.

But y'know, last I checked you were dead too.

I realize that.

But now I'm here. And I don't think anyone I have to be running from is here--

[Oh, but that reminds him, who came on screen but Beatrice just a little while ago...]

..You're not trying to tell me the witch is going after her, are you?

[Not that...he believes in the witch...maybe]

The witch? Oh, right, she's floating around here too, isn't she...?

Nah, she's the least of lady's problems. Most of lady's problems have to do with money. Nothing's scarier than that, yeah?

Ah, so it is a what. Yeah, you got me there, who doesn't have trouble with money at some point. But if she needs help, first priority for me's deciding how to get going with it here...

No, that doesn't make sense if she needs some kind of protection...

Ugh, don't tell me, Kyrie's family, then?

Oh, not bad, that was fast.

But don't worry, I'm on the case! With a reliable guy like me handling things, you have nothing to worry about.

[ except, y'know, everything. ]

They're the only ones who are scary enough to require protection from that I can think of.

So who are you, then. And what do you want with my daughter.

[except the pure fact that he exists, yes]

Well, isn't it obvious?

In this kind of situation, when you've got a man and a woman together... there's only one thing he'd usually want, right?

Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.

You'd better state your case before I come after you.

The overprotective dad, huh? Scary...

Well, fine then. Here goes! [ a cough, before he dramatically clears his throat. ] I'm her bodyguard.

...You're serious? It sounds like she needs someone else to guard her from you!

[ accurate. ]

Unfortunately, I'm all she's got.

Yeah, well, she's got me here now!

And what's your name, boy?

video; :)

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video; 1/2

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

Re: video;