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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

I hope you all plan to start laughing and crying soon. Apparently that's what's expected of us and I don't know about the rest of you but I hate it here already. So get to it. Maybe they'll send us back sooner.

Or maybe they won't. Has anyone seen a bench I could wait all this out on? By a window maybe. I would prefer cushions if it's going to be over 7 years, but stone will do.

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Only when they're stupid questions.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

You have stringent judgments, Witness.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Do I know you?

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

We have spoken.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Are you a horse?

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

I assure you that I am not.

Do you speak often to horses who can write?

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

That would depend on whether or not the one I met earlier can write.

You're the writer, aren't you.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

[ oh my god eshkol you amuse him so much. SO MUCH GRUMPINESS. seriously you're like elrond-lite. ]

I believe so, though I have never been described as such.

Will you tell me more about the horse you met?

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

I distinctly remember that you were infuriating.

[ which is to say NO HE WILL NOT B( ]

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

'Were'.

Thank you.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Don't get uppity I haven't met you since then have I? "Were" is applicable.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

Nevertheless.

Will you now tell me of the horse?

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Will you stop being uppity?

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

I have to understand what you mean by that word first, Witness.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

You're a cheeky prat is that any better Aragorn.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

It is certainly clearer. [ He's kind of laughing here. What do you mean, he's supposed to take offense???? ]

I apologise once more for my offenses.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Of course you do you want to hear about a horse.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

That is no reason to doubt the sincerity of my words.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

She was placed in human form and naked. Someone will probably have to teach her about humans' decency.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

The gods here are cunning, for that is a surefire way to elicit emotions.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Yes I suppose they ought to have imported an army of badgers. Too bad the majority of you are human.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

Is there a particular reason for the badgers?

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

They're marginally easier to like than humans.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

You have such strange tastes.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think that you people have none.