http://bearswitness.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bearswitness.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2011-12-05 10:27 am

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I hope you all plan to start laughing and crying soon. Apparently that's what's expected of us and I don't know about the rest of you but I hate it here already. So get to it. Maybe they'll send us back sooner.

Or maybe they won't. Has anyone seen a bench I could wait all this out on? By a window maybe. I would prefer cushions if it's going to be over 7 years, but stone will do.

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
You have stringent judgments, Witness.

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you that I am not.

Do you speak often to horses who can write?

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god eshkol you amuse him so much. SO MUCH GRUMPINESS. seriously you're like elrond-lite. ]

I believe so, though I have never been described as such.

Will you tell me more about the horse you met?

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nevertheless.

Will you now tell me of the horse?

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I have to understand what you mean by that word first, Witness.

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
It is certainly clearer. [ He's kind of laughing here. What do you mean, he's supposed to take offense???? ]

I apologise once more for my offenses.

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
That is no reason to doubt the sincerity of my words.

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
The gods here are cunning, for that is a surefire way to elicit emotions.

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is there a particular reason for the badgers?

[identity profile] therangerking.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
You have such strange tastes.

welp

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