First Decree | Video

[gate_of_babylon]

[Gilgamesh was already irritable from being yanked here and being forced to wait until he'd calmed down enough not to quite literally flip tables -- and wardrobes, and other heavy objects -- once he was finally released. Him? The King of All, pulled here by some trifling godling without even properly greeting him and according him the necessary respect? But the piece de resistance was, without a doubt, the fact that he could no longer open the Gate to access his rightful Treasury. The King of Heroes was feeling downright murderous. He doesn't so much as even acknowledge that there's anyone else out there in lieu of threatening the gods who brought them all there.]

Gods... [he smirks slightly and chuckles, but then he's back to simmering anger] Don't make me laugh. Any so-called god who would request an audience with the King, yet fails to so much as appear, is merely another cur to be properly disciplined.

I assure you that your punishment will be sufficiently agonising, mongrel, if my Treasury is not restored to me and I am not returned. Do not waste my time with offers of compensation; there is no treasure you could possibly offer in exchange for the one I was about to claim.

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[oikoumene.livejournal.com]

Ah, Archer! You've decided to join us in Asgard as well!

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Wait what. Didn't he defeat this guy not too long ago?]

Hmph. I would hardly choose to forfeit the only treasure worth claiming to be summoned to this gods-forsaken place.

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

Ah ... you know about gods ... ?

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Well, can't just ignore people any more like he usually does. godsdamn does he hate Eventide already]

These ones are young and apparently stupid.

[broduil]

[ and this is where lancer laments the fact gil somehow hasn't gotten any more reasonable at all. god dammit. ]

Perhaps they realize their words would likely fall on deaf ears.

[gate_of_babylon]

[Blame it on the fact that he had just 'proposed' to Saber and things were about to get good. Gods always screw things up for him]

Stupid as well as suicidal. How quaint.

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Whoa, dude, ya might wanna chill.

[Says the blue hedgehog leaning back on a couch with a chili dog in hand.]

Got a feeling those god guys don't care about fancy titles or punishment.

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[gate_of_babylon]

[A second of "What in Anu's name is that?" passes before he answers]

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[gate_of_babylon]

Yes, I have already been introduced to the peerless stupidity of these pretenders.

[therangerking.livejournal.com]

This is new. [ He sounds mildly amused. ] Only here have I realised that there are Kings with the arrogance to pass judgments upon gods.

[gate_of_babylon]

[He's conflicted between being annoyed and being amused. Since he's been annoyed all day, he'll lean toward amusement this time]

The King. [Holding a finger up with the emphasis] All others are mere pretenders... multitudes of 'gods' who had yet to be born even more so.

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[aestusaurea.livejournal.com]

[Hello, Gilgamesh. Good news, here is Saber. Bad news, it's not your Saber. She just places a finger on her forehead with a disapproving 'tsk'.]

Ye gods, you call yourself "King", yet you carry yourself with the likeness of an infant with a tantrum! Do calm yourself, for your demands shall fall on deaf ears.

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[gate_of_babylon]

For a split second, the downright creepy leer that had been solely directed at the other Saber spreads across his lips]

Ah, Saber...

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Oh wait, that's not her]

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Oh dear, and now he's even more cheesed off than before.]

You had best have a good explanation for wearing that face, mongrel.

[Never mind the fact that technically, Saber looks like her rather than the other way around. It's Gil-logic.

And yes, he ignored every single word she said]

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[departing]

There's a lot of us stuck here... getting back might be hard.

I don't know about your treasury. It's probably none of my business but good luck getting it back I guess.

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[gate_of_babylon]

Hmph. The King does not have the same limits as mere mongrels. If these 'gods' see fit to waste my time thus, it is only a matter of time before I find them and reprimand them like errant children.

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[entreats]

These 'gods' were actually around before. Someone I knew talked to one of them, from what I've gathered.

[ she scoffs. ] Not that I'm saying they have proven their status as gods just yet, though.

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Hey now that's actually useful info. He can appreciate that, at least. He's arrogant but not stupid]

That these 'gods' are not the same as those revered by the Heroes from that gods-forsaken frozen land is not surprising. They could not so much as manifest in the real world, but less summon even the weakest of Servants.

[A slight smirk] Their peculiar abilities aside, I remain unconvinced of their godhood.

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[unifying.livejournal.com]

Ah... I don't think making threats is a.. good idea...

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[gate_of_babylon]

The King does not make threats, girl. This is a decree.

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[aeterno_arma]

[Oh lord, another person pissed off. Laurent feel a bit bad for them.]

Might I ask what king are you, sir?

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Normally Gil would just sneer and mock poor Laurent for not immediately recognising him, but he's getting the impression that not everyone here is from even the same planet. Plus, he rendered at least some of the proper respect, so he gets a hint. Admittedly it's also to test who all is even from the same world.]

The First Hero-King of Mankind... even as far as they've fallen in this hideous era.

[A pause]

Although... previously I was summoned as an Archer in the War I had been in the midst of enjoying.

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

--Treasurey?

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[gate_of_babylon]

[Well, that's different]

Yes, Treasury.

[ryougi]

Aren't kings usually lower than gods? [mfw this is pretty much the worst thing to say to him ever WELP...]

[gate_of_babylon]

[Another soft, devilish chuckle. He's mercurial, yep]

Under normal circumstances... those who dare call themselves kings are mere pretenders to the throne. They could not hope to stand at the shoulders of gods.

The King, however, is another matter entirely.

[fated_blade]

[F U C K]

Why are you not dead?

[gate_of_babylon]

[Y HELLO BB, looks like things won't be so boring after all! This is the exquisite dessert at the end of a five-course meal at the finest restaurant.]

What manner of greeting is that, Saber? And just as I was about to tell you something very important.

[Tsks.]