playerkills ([personal profile] playerkills) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-28 12:09 am

004 ☾ video

[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight
]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!


[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face.
]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay.
[ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ hello)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... You're as cute as Rika, so you'll have to proceed with caution.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ hello)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
You could say that. I've written a few pieces for the club.
meatshields: (→ M E E K ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ a little shyly ] ireallywanttosayitireallywanttosayitireallywanttosayit!
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i'm a vegetarian)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
... They're gamy.
survived: (pic#2092949)

[personal profile] survived 2012-03-29 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
You must be really talented! I'd like to read one of your works sometimes.
meatshields: (→ U M B R A G E ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's- That's just like you!
meatshields: (→ T R E M B L E ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ after she says it, she's all red-faced and kind... expecting. something. idk she looks both hopeful and terrified out of her mind ]
manlypassion: (Put that crystal away.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-29 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
... hah? Shouldn't you be less picky about your flesh if you're just getting started?
meatshields: (→ E V A D E ☆)

done

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ then she tries to act all casual like she just didn't overdramatically blurt out something and then acted like a loon about it after ]

I haven't really spoken to mine yet but I bet he's an idiot! Look at all the people he brought in! Anyway I'm sure he'll help even if he's an incompetent low-level god! That's what they're for right? If I'm a member of his house he should take responsibility for me!

[ sena brain what is going on inside you ]
meatshields: (→ L E H O R R E U R ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that's cute! You're forgive--- [ GYAHHHHHHHHHH! ] AH WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Are you an enemy of cute things?!

A-and that horse's head isn't scary because what's under it is more horrifying! [ plus she's seen it before ] N-not that I was scared of you either!

[ that's a blatant lie sena ]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh....)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
No. If I eat this sort of meat, I might die.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. You'll fall in love with them, I'm sure of it. I never knew you were so fond of literature yourself, Shion.
meatshields: (→ T H E R U D E S T ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean seriously? Over her usual vulgar fox woman incarnation, yes. [ she's like DUH ISN'T THIS OBVIOUSLY BETTER??? sena why ]
kreissmas: (pic#2014358)

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[personal profile] kreissmas 2012-03-29 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ and thus noel learned to keep his big mouth shut ]

I was, but I didn't really hear about it. There was just a lot of noise coming from the room. [ he was only here for a few hours beforehand... and that was all it took for his entire future life to be ruined. ] I've never been to a party that big before, so I guess I was a little confused.

[ he didn't mean to steal anyone's time and get attacked by the crazy okay ]
manlypassion: (All the synth names are so out there...)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-29 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I dunno, I think I preferred the cute foxy face over this horror horse.
survived: (pic#2809994)

[personal profile] survived 2012-03-29 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I've only just begin reading it, but I enjoy both literature and poetry! It astounds me how a certain combination of letters on paper can bring such beautiful images to your mind.
manlypassion: (... you have got to be shitting me.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-29 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
... maybe you just need to cook it properly? *Oh goddess what is he even saying--*
aupologies: (the Astra)

[personal profile] aupologies 2012-03-29 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Rika is in your club?
meatshields: (→ E W N O ☆)

voice;

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
It means you need to submit your responses to some kind of network regulatory board so they can put a rating to protect innocent viewers and children!

Also you're being rude by staring!

[ ...sena you have no right to call anyone rude after all of that ]
meatshields: (→ C O M E A T M E B R O ☆)

are her responses in video? because sena... is probably going to be creepy,,,

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:58 am (UTC)(link)





A- au au au?
meatshields: (→ E X P L A N A B R A G ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
All of the above!

So if you're not human then what are you? Not that it matters that much to me though. As a goddess I'm meant to look at all things as equally below me!
meatshields: (→ F L A M E W A R ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT A SECOND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU SAY SHE HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH HUMAN FLESH RIGHT HERE??? DID YOU JUST SUGGEST THAT SHE SHOULD EAT ME INSTEAD?
meatshields: (→ R A W R ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Who cares about your twisted preferences?! You're not the one who has to share a clubroom with her!
manlypassion: (Another day; Another dive.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-29 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? What, you can't just bow out of the room for awhile?
manlypassion: (She's a *what* dere?!)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-29 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
--GAH!

Uh-- Well-- I wasn't serious about it-! It was a joke, a joke-! *And really she calls her Meat what else is he supposed to say...*

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