playerkills ([personal profile] playerkills) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-28 12:09 am

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[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight
]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!


[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face.
]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay.
[ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)
charming_jerk: (WHUT)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-03-28 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
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Why am I in this club, again?
charming_jerk: (thinking)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-03-28 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. What ya got that's multiplayer?
kreissmas: (pic#2416355)

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[personal profile] kreissmas 2012-03-28 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ noel was the last guy alive he knows all about not having friends alright ]

What about those two people you were talking to before? [ yes the ones she was arguing with and insulting that is totally a good approach ]
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ʟᴏᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴏᴍ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-28 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
M-My appeal...?
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ) ʜᴍᴘʜ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-28 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
H-Huh! Whether I’m a replacement or placeholder, I refuse. There’s no way I’d accept a position like that, and especially from a lolicon.
thismustbelove: (:3?)

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[personal profile] thismustbelove 2012-03-28 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You three are as lively as always, aren't you?
meatshields: (→ P R O T E S T ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah? Are you sure you weren't imagining this person? There's just no way anyone here could be considered cool! That's probably just an overly optimistic wishful thinking on your part! Remove your maiden's filter from your eyes!
meatshields: (→ B R A G G I T Y ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The arrogant but secretly quite clumsy and shy appeal! Truthfully I already have my eyes set on Kobato-chan whose appeal overlaps with yours but she's definitely a thousand times more superior than you!

Of course, I'm faithful to Kobato-chan so I can appreciate that similar quality in other girls without having my loyalty called into question!

[ SENA STOP TALKING LIKE ANY OF THAT IS NORMAL OR SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD ]
meatshields: (→ R A W R ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
By the way, you need to stop calling me a lolicon! Ah, you know this is why you're not as cute as Kobato-chan! When you open your mouth it's just like I'm talking to that dumb Yozora!
meatshields: (→ O R L Y ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhhhhhh? Why would I want to play anything that's multiplayer? The last time I tried one like Monster Hunter, all I ended up doing was killing that damned Yozora! And most multiplayer games, the girls you end up encountering are just disgusting guys in real life! What a betrayal when their avatars are so cute!
meatshields: (→ S I D E W A Y S ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Um-hm, didn't he introduce himself? Tch! He didn't get those shitty manners from us! His full name is Kodaka Hasegawa so you should just call him Hasegawa-san! Don't follow his example of having crappy manners! [ sena you just don't want anyone else calling him Kodaka ]
meatshields: (→ S T A L L ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting, huh? W-well of course if it's something I'm involved in then it's definitely going to be impossible to not have your attention captured by it! The club though is... ah... [ how does she dress up 'for friendless losers' ] It's not something you join just because you want to try it! That's totally an attitude that's for normals! The club is for people who ah by one circumstance or another...
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ)  ʜᴜᴍᴘʜ.)

voice; 1/3 cries i'm sorry erie

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-28 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
“That dumb Yozora”? I’d prefer it if you didn’t compare me with that sad excuse for a human being. Even if you see similairies between the two of us, we aren’t the same. And stop calling you a lolicon? Hmph, I’ll stop when you stop fawning over them. Talking to you is like wasting precious oxygen which I could be using to do better things rather than arguing with someone as pompous such as yourself.
meatshields: (→ U P S E T ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Scary! It's completely scary, you idiot! Rabbits are supposed to be small and cute so of course anyone would be surprised when someone shows up on video wearing an oversized rabbit head!
meatshields: (→ E X P L A N A B R A G ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-you must be a new arrival then! Don't feel bad for being so uninformed, we're just that exclusive!

And we have tons of games! Ah we have Kana Little Sister and I Got A New Twintail Little Sister All of a Sudden One Day and I Can't Hold Back Anymore! Hah! Don't underestimate my collection just because I was kidnapped!

[ ...sena. END YOURSELF. ]
meatshields: (→ R A W R ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh? I recognize you! Weren't you at the party? I totally remember the face of everyone who stole Utena-chan's time from me so don't even try to pretend otherwise! Why were you there if you didn't know about us?

...ugh could it be that you're the kind of person who hears about a party and shows up? That's... [ sometimes how normal people do it? ] That baseless confidence...
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ) ᴏғғᴇʀɪɴɢ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-28 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The way you describe the lolis you are interested in is like listening to a pervert pant over someones scandalous panties. Don’t you have any shame? Ah, I’m sure you aren’t familiar with the word. I suppose I have no choice but to grant you some intelligence. “Shame, pronounced sheyem. Noun. The painful feeling arising from the consciousness of something dishonourable, improper, ridiculous etcetera, done by oneself or another: she was overcome with shame.”
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ғᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-28 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You don’t need to thank me.
meatshields: (→ N O Y O U ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
When you talk like that, you sound like some old man reminiscing about his own youthful times while looking at young people!
thismustbelove: (Default)

[personal profile] thismustbelove 2012-03-28 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? If only I'd been so lucky. I have no youthful times to reminisce about, as it were.
meatshields: (→ C O M P L I S U L T ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if you have the good taste to dislike that fox woman, I haven't allowed you to talk to me this way! Right now I'm torn! There's a part of me that thinks that your superior attitude is really cute but another part can only think that your appeal is really no match for Kobato! That part wants to correct you and tell you to make your speech loftier!
meatshields: (→ O H W E L L U M ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Still that tsun attitude... ah saying that you're wasting oxygen on me and then continuing with insults anyway... Even the instincts of my body are confused!
meatshields: (→ S T A L K E R P I N ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
By the way why do you know so much about what perverts do? Ugh, don't tell me you've been tainted so quickly! Lewdness has infected you and only certain kinds of character types can pull that off!
meatshields: (→ E X P L A N A B R A G ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
In any case, I know perfectly well what shame means in several different languages! But shame is a situational thing, right? Just like you wouldn't feel ashamed to get changed in front of a plant, still a living entity but vastly inferior in consciousness and development, there's no way I'd feel shame around you common-born non-divine people, alright? Correct yourself while you can!

Also I'm not a lolicon! It's just that Kobato-chan who is my favorite just so happens to be a loli!

[ ...................SENA WHY ]
meatshields: (→  U - U R G H ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...ugh when you say something as depressing as that I feel like I can't even think that you're a creepy peeping tom for watching us...

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