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[holmes_fanatic]

[The location of this feed is instantly recognisable. You'd think Asgard had seen enough of the hospital for one week ... but no, here we go, another hospital post this time courtesy of one tiny detective, still stuck in bed albeit looking decidedly better than he has been.]

Ne ... you know if you talk to the new arrivals that the gods haven't changed the letter they give us any! It still is all about restoring colour, nothing about Ragnarok, or cupcakes or possibly being attacked by faeries or friends. And Wendy-san said maybe we should have a welcome wagon. And since my books got confiscated and I'm stuck in bed still, I thought I'd get that started! It's not an actual wagon of course. That would be weird. It's a guide to Asgard kind of like the document Sam-san compiled about the gods!

I want to make sure I don't miss anything so let me know if there's anything you want to be certain is in it! I'm going to compile it all here As you can see, it's just an outline right now ... so let me know if you want to write about a certain part or you have an idea for something I should add!

Um ... I think that's all ... oh, if the nurses ask, I'm being really good and resting, okay? Okay.

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[holmes_fanatic]

What's 'everything'?

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[hungryfor]

Werewolf packs and death robots and alligators and I fought a panda that one time and battalions and warships and stuff.

[shrug.]

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[holmes_fanatic]

...

Why?

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[hungryfor]

They started it!

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[holmes_fanatic]

Is it usual for people in your world to be assailed by such varied opponents?

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[hungryfor]

Dunno. Don't know many usual people.

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[holmes_fanatic]

You're unusual then? How come?

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[hungryfor]

Eh, y'know how it is. Stitched together in a lab and brought to consciousnesses by esoteric processes carefully rationalized and written down in flowcharts... Messes with a girl's life.

Or lack thereof.

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[holmes_fanatic]

So does that make you ...?

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[hungryfor]

A member of the Dead Community? Yup.

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[holmes_fanatic]

There's -- enough stitched together than brought to life by esoteric processes people to have an entire community?

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[hungryfor]

Naw. That's just me. The dead community is pretty diverse.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Can I ask about it? I mean, where I'm from, people generally stay dead so this is all new to me ...

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[hungryfor]

Sure, it's cool.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Well, I guess my first question is, how old are you? Mentally and from when you were -- is made the right word? Given life?

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[hungryfor]

Agh, no, not math!

...I guess I'm maybe... No. Wait, it - Oh screw it, I'm totally a grown up!

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[holmes_fanatic]

... I guess that works. Ne, were you alive before being brought to life? Or is this the first time?

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[hungryfor]

I wasn't a person before, nope. Bits and peices of corpses and some cool technology, that's all. So I guess a lot of people were alive before.

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[holmes_fanatic]

I guess that means you don't have past experience to compare against -- ah! Ne, did you have to learn things for the first time or did you know things like writing, riding a bike ... ?

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[hungryfor]

Yeah, I was totally tabula rasa.

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[holmes_fanatic]

That'd be pretty hard, I imagine! People expect kids not to know stuff, but not adults ... but it sounds like you figured out fighting things pretty quickly!

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[hungryfor]

I'm too kickass not to! [Giggle goes here.]

You're good at questions.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Not really -- I forgot the most important one!

What's your name?