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[holmes_fanatic]

[The location of this feed is instantly recognisable. You'd think Asgard had seen enough of the hospital for one week ... but no, here we go, another hospital post this time courtesy of one tiny detective, still stuck in bed albeit looking decidedly better than he has been.]

Ne ... you know if you talk to the new arrivals that the gods haven't changed the letter they give us any! It still is all about restoring colour, nothing about Ragnarok, or cupcakes or possibly being attacked by faeries or friends. And Wendy-san said maybe we should have a welcome wagon. And since my books got confiscated and I'm stuck in bed still, I thought I'd get that started! It's not an actual wagon of course. That would be weird. It's a guide to Asgard kind of like the document Sam-san compiled about the gods!

I want to make sure I don't miss anything so let me know if there's anything you want to be certain is in it! I'm going to compile it all here As you can see, it's just an outline right now ... so let me know if you want to write about a certain part or you have an idea for something I should add!

Um ... I think that's all ... oh, if the nurses ask, I'm being really good and resting, okay? Okay.

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[whatagoodgirl]

Do you want my map, Conan? Have you got it in jpg yet?

Or maybe I should update it first, there have been so many new businesses...

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[whatagoodgirl]

And I'm glad to see you're occupying yourself from bed, but don't overtire yourself all the same. Your brain needs rest as much as your body.

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[entreats]

Huh, that sure seems like a big undertaking. [ especially for such a little kid, even though she knows Conan does seem.. at least more intelligent than some idiots around here despite his age. ]

Are you sure you'll be able to manage it?

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[holmes_fanatic]

I didn't realise how big until I made the list ... maybe, maybe not, Ange-neechan! I'm hoping someone will help me.

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[unprinny]

What's that about cupcakes?

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[holmes_fanatic]

It was the first of the three, um. I guess you'd call them team-competitions?

Everyone had to make cupcakes with their housemates and give them to the gods. They got judged in three categories -- Best Tasting, Best Looking and Most Creative. The winners got special things for their houses -- Heimdall got a Ball Pit, for example!

[meatshields]

You should definitely include the Neighbors Club! In fact, you should get rid of all of that unimportant stuff and only write about the Neighbors Club!

[holmes_fanatic]

[...]

Hi, Sena-neechan.

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[predicting]

Sounds like quite the task, Conan-kun! [ he really is inspiringly mature, for a kid. ]

You'll be getting help, right?

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[holmes_fanatic]

I hope so! I didn't realise how much work it was until I started it.

[seventeenpills]

That's an extremely useful document to have - The Library has been kind of unhelpful for people wanting to learn about this world.

[holmes_fanatic]

I don't know how much we'll be able to help there -- even the people who've been here longest have only been here two months. But it's a start, right?

[imperish]

Aah, look at you, being all helpful.

Do you need anything for now?

[holmes_fanatic]

For now? Do you mean help-wise? Or -- like a book or something?

[voice]

[1864]

A welcome wagon?

That sounds a little Disney, doesn't it?

[voice]

[holmes_fanatic]

A little Disney?

Um -- I'm not trying to sell anything, Katherine-san.

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[flareuplife]

Hey Conan. [He gives a wave, but over all, Kiri seems sort of out it.]

Remember those supplies for the emergency kits you asked for? I've made a lot now. Sorry it took so long though-- I was kind of...not here for awhile.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Ha -- really? Thanks a lot, Kiri-niichan!

When they stop fussing and let me out of bed, I'll come by to see.

Ne ... is everything all right?

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[learns]

A friend of mine had a welcome wagon, actually.

An... actual wagon.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Really? I always thought that was an expression ...

Ne, did she have it here?

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[learninghumanity]

That is a good project.

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[holmes_fanatic]

I'm kind of surprised no one's done this before, actually!

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[charming_jerk]

Not a bad idea. Some guy I talked to last week didn't know nothin' about the faeries or dragons. So many people come into this place, we'll all get sick to death of explainin' the same thing over and over.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Ha, I'm definitely getting sick of explaining the same things over and over ...

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[lightinheritor]

Is the letter really still the same? We might not have learned overly much yet, but shouldn't they be informing the new arrivals of what we have learned? [Now that's just unfair.]

...Hm, yes, a guide would be very helpful. It's a good thing you're doing.

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[holmes_fanatic]

I know! It's just mean -- after all, it's not like you can keep a war a secret!

Ah -- well, I'm glad you think so!

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[oresamazing]

Looks like you've been regaining your own color. [Good to see you looking healthy.]

A welcome wagon? [That's... a weird thing to suggest in this place after everything that's happened. Though he supposed it was better than wallowing in self-pity instead.]

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[holmes_fanatic]

I'm doing my best! [to evade the nurses.]

Mm! [Conan nods.] I think it's important that new arrivals learn the facts as quickly as possible. For the people who arrived during the ice faerie attack for instance ... it was really bad!

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[hungryfor]

Cupcakes?!

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[holmes_fanatic]

Ah -- sorry! That was a while ago now ... although if you ask around, you might find someone who remembers how to make them!

[mybffmrhat]

Oh wow, that was really helpful, thanks, kid!

But you know, that's sort of mean that the nurses won't even let you keep a book. Unless they're worried that you're going to hurt someone with them... or give yourself bad papercuts.

[holmes_fanatic]

I'm hoping it'll be a lot more helpful when we're finished working on it -- ne, you're new right? What are the things you're most curious about?

I think they're worried that I was going to tire myself out or work myself up or something ...

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[clearwater]

Hey, dude. [totally unsuspicious audio feed, right? but seth sounds okay, at least.] I'm glad you're feeling better, but I swear on all of my ancestors, if you ever do that to me again—

[he's going to leave the threat unfinished, because he knows better than to say "i'm gonna kill you" and he doesn't know how else to express his feelings right now. he figures conan will get it.]

Okay? Got it?

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[holmes_fanatic]

[Conan's got it.

He's quiet a long time. He's suddenly sharply, painfully reminded of Hattori -- and why that should be because Hattori is nothing if not irritating although occasionally he's useful, and Conan still owes him okanomiyaki-- but that's beside the point.

The point is that Conan is suddenly abruptly lonely, lonely for Hattori, for Ran, for himself.

And Seth -- might get it too.]

I got it.



Ne -- Seth-niichan? Do you mind secrets? I mean, one that if I told you, you'd have to keep ... and one that could be dangerous if the wrong people came here?

voice.

[bloodyperky]

Good and resting indeed. What on earth did you do to get your books confiscated?

voice.

[holmes_fanatic]

Apparently the reason I am always out of bed when the nurses come by has nothing to do with me feeling better and everything to do with me reading too much.

How are you?