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[mistakenidentity]

[The feed clicks on showing the bedroom of a certain Canadian. Everything seems to be normal, so what's Matt so concerned about?]

I'm not sure if this is someone's idea of a joke or what but..[He pauses for a moment.]

Would anyone like to tell me why there's a moose in my bedroom?

[Canada turns around and sure enough, there's a youngish looking bull moose smack dab in the middle of the room.]

Where did it come from even? How am I supposed to take care of it? [So many questions.]

[He starts pacing around his room, mumbling to himself, and forgetting to turn the bracelet off.]

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[a_most_debonair_corsair]

[What is wrong with younger men, these days...]

...Lad, I know we all have our special vices, but you really shouldn't broadcast your proclivity for wild animals.

[THREADJACK, I'm sorry]

[whatagoodgirl]

Wh - no, no! That's Canada, he's not - it's not - I'm sure of it!

[mistakenidentity]

[Just this face.]

Pardon me?

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[allthreefourths]

And thaaaat's a new one.

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[mistakenidentity]

You got that right! [He chuckles a little.]

I just woke up and there it is. It seems friendly enough though.

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[windwalker]

Now I'm wondering how did they get the moose through the door. [ Oh God. She is giggling only a little bit. ]

At least... it's kind of cute?!

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[mistakenidentity]

[He stares at the moose for a second in silence.]

..

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[mistakenidentity]

[And then he cracks a little smile and pats the moose on the head.]

Yeah, I guess he is pretty cute.

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[criticizes]

[ Norway does not exactly notice Canada is there because what else is new and also because moose. ]

What're ya doin' in there? Get outside. [ Yeah he's talking to the moose. ]

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[mistakenidentity]

But..this is my room.

[Canada doesn't quite realize Norway's talking to the moose.]

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[capriciously]

Well, if you don't want it, you could give it to me!

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[mistakenidentity]

It's not so much that I don't want it..I just want to know where it came from is all.

And maybe give it a better place to stay. My room isn't exactly the best place for a moose.

[He really doesn't know what he wants to do to be perfectly honest. But he might as well try and take care of it.]

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[whatagoodgirl]

It's too big for the petting zoo, isn't it? [Taking this very seriously.] Maybe... do they graze? It could graze in the park?

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[mistakenidentity]

That's a possibility.

At least if there's things outside for him to eat, I won't have to worry so much about buying food.

[At least he can get away with feeding meat scraps to Kumajirou..but with a moose, not so much.]

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[burntviolet]

[Have a shocked Hanako gasp from the audio]

U-uhh... maybe you could b-bring it to a zoo...?

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[mistakenidentity]

I..don't think there's a zoo around here.

That I know of anyway.

[riceballfruit]

A moose? How did it get there? Those are really big, aren't they? I've never seen a moose before.... But they look large in pictures!

[mistakenidentity]

That's what I want to know too.

They grow to be pretty big yeah, but this one seems to be pretty young.

[The moose's head only comes up to his shoulders.]

Its antlers are still growing in too.

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[gesta_danorum]

Look at that, it's pretty big already, huh!

I got my axe back, there it was on my bed pretty as ya please. I wonder if it's related, you gettin' a moose and me gettin' my axe. Weird!

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[mistakenidentity]

Very weird.

You really think they could be related?

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[hydeandseek]

<sub>[Okay, there are a lot of things Kyle would rather not comment on, and he doesn't feel like getting into people's business all that much right now, but ... this.]

[What even is this.]</sub>

... what, it just showed up on the spot?

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[mistakenidentity]

I would have to say so because I certainly don't remember bringing him up here.

[colonist]

You could always eat it? ((BEST SOLUTION.))

[mistakenidentity]

[This face.]

That doesn't sound like a good idea..

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[aeterno_arma]

If you can't take care of him you can put it under the petting zoo's care, at Gefion park. I work there, Canada.

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[mistakenidentity]

Do you think he'll fit there? I wouldn't want to cause any unnecessary burdens on you if there's no room.

[There's a petting zoo?]

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[unionjackass]

... A moose. [S K E P T I C A L--until he actually... sees the moose.

Well then.]

--And don't listen to your brother! Although for once he's got the right idea--

But I believe there are those of us who received some kind of... gift. Unsure of as to why, however.

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[mistakenidentity]

[Oh, he didn't plan on listening to him anyway.]

I got that part..sort of. What I really don't understand is why someone would send me a moose of all things.

[They could have sent something smaller like...a beaver perhaps.]