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[mistakenidentity]

[The feed clicks on showing the bedroom of a certain Canadian. Everything seems to be normal, so what's Matt so concerned about?]

I'm not sure if this is someone's idea of a joke or what but..[He pauses for a moment.]

Would anyone like to tell me why there's a moose in my bedroom?

[Canada turns around and sure enough, there's a youngish looking bull moose smack dab in the middle of the room.]

Where did it come from even? How am I supposed to take care of it? [So many questions.]

[He starts pacing around his room, mumbling to himself, and forgetting to turn the bracelet off.]

Comments

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

[What is wrong with younger men, these days...]

...Lad, I know we all have our special vices, but you really shouldn't broadcast your proclivity for wild animals.

video.

[allthreefourths]

And thaaaat's a new one.

( video )

[windwalker]

Now I'm wondering how did they get the moose through the door. [ Oh God. She is giggling only a little bit. ]

At least... it's kind of cute?!

video

[criticizes]

[ Norway does not exactly notice Canada is there because what else is new and also because moose. ]

What're ya doin' in there? Get outside. [ Yeah he's talking to the moose. ]

video;

[capriciously]

Well, if you don't want it, you could give it to me!

[THREADJACK, I'm sorry]

[whatagoodgirl]

Wh - no, no! That's Canada, he's not - it's not - I'm sure of it!

[video]

[whatagoodgirl]

It's too big for the petting zoo, isn't it? [Taking this very seriously.] Maybe... do they graze? It could graze in the park?

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

[Have a shocked Hanako gasp from the audio]

U-uhh... maybe you could b-bring it to a zoo...?

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

Oh?

[whatagoodgirl]

He's... he's not... I mean, I know people like all different kinds of things and that's okay, but I really don't think that's what's going on here. He said he just found it in his room.

[riceballfruit]

A moose? How did it get there? Those are really big, aren't they? I've never seen a moose before.... But they look large in pictures!

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

Well, that is the joke.

[whatagoodgirl]

Oh - you - you were -

[And how much did she just reveal about herself by blurting this out on an open network?]

- oh.

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

Ha ha ha ha! Of course!

[whatagoodgirl]

Well, I didn't know! I thought you were accusing my friend of - of -

- oh, never mind.

[mistakenidentity]

[Just this face.]

Pardon me?

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

You got that right! [He chuckles a little.]

I just woke up and there it is. It seems friendly enough though.

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[mistakenidentity]

[He stares at the moose for a second in silence.]

..

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[mistakenidentity]

[And then he cracks a little smile and pats the moose on the head.]

Yeah, I guess he is pretty cute.

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

But..this is my room.

[Canada doesn't quite realize Norway's talking to the moose.]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

It's not so much that I don't want it..I just want to know where it came from is all.

And maybe give it a better place to stay. My room isn't exactly the best place for a moose.

[He really doesn't know what he wants to do to be perfectly honest. But he might as well try and take care of it.]

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

Oh, nevermind. I've already had to explain the joke.

[Video]

[allthreefourths]

Huh. Well, uh, that's one wake-up call. [ and now he's just hoping he doesn't end up waking up with a moose in his room. ] But friendly is good! It could've... you know, been an angry moose. That would've been a whole other wake-up call.

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

That's a possibility.

At least if there's things outside for him to eat, I won't have to worry so much about buying food.

[At least he can get away with feeding meat scraps to Kumajirou..but with a moose, not so much.]

[Video]

[whatagoodgirl]

If the park caretakers wouldn't mind taking care of it, then... they don't get violent, do they? I mean, he - is it a he? - looks pretty mellow...