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[charming-jerk.livejournal.com]

[A strange face appears close to the screen, as Johnny inspects it. The face and hair are scraggly and snow white, and light blue eyes with no pupils blink as he puzzles over this device. He pulls back after a moment, muttering to himself at first.]

This is some real trippy Minority Report shit right here.

Uh. So. I ain't totally convinced this isn't a dream yet, but I guess I'm supposed to be introducing myself. My name's Johnny D'Amico. I don't really have time to stick around here 'n' play action movie super hero, so if anyone has found a way for people to leave yet, that would be great. If not... can someone tell me what's really goin' on here, or what I need to do? Otherwise I'm gonna hit the kitchen for now.

Oh yeah. Is there like, a list of people who live here or anythin'? Cuz I'm looking for someone.

Comments

[gandere]

I'm already responsible for one city. Why would I want to save another? Geez, I'm not supposed to be a hero.

[charming-jerk.livejournal.com]

Fix thing one first, then ya can go back to wherever it is ya came from.

Not with that attitude, you ain't!

[gandere]

Ugh, is that really the way it has to be? [ Grumble, grumble. Piss, piss. Moan, moan. ] You picked the wrong person to ask to do all of this. Why don't you do us both a favor and send me home?

[charming-jerk.livejournal.com]

Nope! Too late. It's your destiny.

[gandere]

Screw this destiny!!!

[ A pause. ]

How do I turn this stupid thing off!?

[charming-jerk.livejournal.com]

Slammin' it off a wall a few times should work.

[gandere]

Right, I'll get to that then!!

[ Which proceeds to at least cut the feed for now. ]