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[ Today, Dave can be seen holding a puppet of some sorts on his shoulder. Despite its gaping mouth and un-kissable lips which might actually turn you off, it looks pretty happy. However, Dave's brows are pointed slightly downward and his own mouth almost appears to be twitching, looking as if he almost wants to say something.

A few moments later the video is cut off and a text message pops up. ]

obligatory question time
how many puppets does it take to fill a greyass city with an unimaginable amount of color
spoiler alert the answer is one and hes a party rocker called lil cal
i know youre probably thinking this is soul sucking lunacy and that hes just a goddamn inanimate object with the incapability to host his own reality show
but i beg to differ
when the gods come and personally fax us a letter of recommendation to full access of the finest bachelor pads in asgard for pretty much lightening the mood of the universe
hell just sit there staring
which is puppet talk for no biggie
youre welcome

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video; because i told you this would happen

[skitters]

[AND HERE WE HAVE FLUTTERSHY, HOLDING A VERY UNAMUSED-LOOKING BUNNY PROTECTIVELY TO HER CHEST....]

D-Does he always just stare like that...?

video; im sparkling

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That's how he was made, so yeah. Is there any other way you want him to look at you??

[ Serious question, because NGL, he does come off as creepy-- DAVE SHOULD KNOW...

............ ]

video;

[madamemoiselle]

[oh, this was the person she shared a bathroom or something with, wasn't it? Clearly, they are good roommates and avoid each other if possible.]

Ah, he's pretty cute. [her definition of cute. . .]

video;

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[ Ohey. They haven't really talked but, she seemed nice?? Or whatever. God, at least he's not the one starting the conversation...

OR IS HE.

Dave looks back at Lil Cal for a minute, staring.

(Childhood, tormentee, ninja puppet. Super kawaii.)

He picks up the puppet's arm and waves it. ]

I think his manufacturers jam-packed him with cute aroma. It's what he pretty much aims for.

video

[circuses]

[ There's a loud yelp of surprise as she takes note of a blue shirt and bow tie on the feed - wait, no. It's not him. But maybe his long-lost cousin? Puppets obviously have relatives. Obviously. ]

There are puppets here, too!

video

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...Seriously?

[ LIL CAL WILL PUT UP A FIGHT IF HE MUST, OBVIOUSLY. ]

text;

[synesthesic]

1 TH1NK TH3 ONLY TH1NG COOL3R WOULD H4V3 TO B3 TH3 M1GHTY ST33D H3S R1DD3N 1N ON

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fuck yeah
hes got a full blown pegasus heeding his every command
sitting on its back and flailing his mad puppet arms everywhere as it charges through the air
and his cool-o-meter
its like
throbbing or some shit from climaxing so hard

[Video]

[zimos]

[Zimos just stares for a moment at the message. Then places his mic to his throat and start speaking.]

What the fuck?

[Video] ok i laughed

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Is that what you say to yourself when you wake up in the morning?

text;

[timegame]

oh no not that thing again

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so youve seen him in your dreams too

[tipsygnostalgia]

u have lil cal?
i mean not that im surpisred he was urs orignially after all
*surprised
just that im so used to seeing dirk w/him

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yep
dirk got a hammering for this douche from his big bro probably
more importantly
did i ever simultaneously creep on and taunt dirk with cal in your world?
this is vital information cmon spill

[spacecasing]

awww
hes so cute dave
whats his name? :o

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cal

[biifurcatiion]

2top playiing wiith doll2 2triider.

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shut up

video;

[unionjackass]

[just. this face, Dave. This face.]

What in God's name are you on about and what in God's name is that?

[He really didn't pay attention. Why? Shut up is why. That thing is unnerving.]

video; teehee

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It's Lil Cal. He'll save your life one day, when you least expect it.

[ let's not answer the first question because if you didn't get it then, you won't get it now. ]

[crabby]

FUCK.
THAT.
THING.

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you first

[honky]

lil cal
MY BROTHER.
where
THE MOTHERFUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

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do you two have history
or is this the part where i tell you to get a room

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[spaghettiole]

Jesus Christ, that is the most terrifying thing I have ever fucking seen...

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Ahahaha. Dude.

[ lol fuck this shit

privating things is too hard, especially when bro still hasn't shown up. ]

[pipefan413]

HE CERTAINLY IS A STRANGE LITTLE FELLOW, NOW ISN'T HE?

WHY, HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE ONE OF MY HARLEQUINS...

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come to think of it
lil cal would totally scare the shit out of john