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[ Today, Dave can be seen holding a puppet of some sorts on his shoulder. Despite its gaping mouth and un-kissable lips which might actually turn you off, it looks pretty happy. However, Dave's brows are pointed slightly downward and his own mouth almost appears to be twitching, looking as if he almost wants to say something.

A few moments later the video is cut off and a text message pops up. ]

obligatory question time
how many puppets does it take to fill a greyass city with an unimaginable amount of color
spoiler alert the answer is one and hes a party rocker called lil cal
i know youre probably thinking this is soul sucking lunacy and that hes just a goddamn inanimate object with the incapability to host his own reality show
but i beg to differ
when the gods come and personally fax us a letter of recommendation to full access of the finest bachelor pads in asgard for pretty much lightening the mood of the universe
hell just sit there staring
which is puppet talk for no biggie
youre welcome

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[AND HERE WE HAVE FLUTTERSHY, HOLDING A VERY UNAMUSED-LOOKING BUNNY PROTECTIVELY TO HER CHEST....]

D-Does he always just stare like that...?

[oh, this was the person she shared a bathroom or something with, wasn't it? Clearly, they are good roommates and avoid each other if possible.]

Ah, he's pretty cute. [her definition of cute. . .]

[ There's a loud yelp of surprise as she takes note of a blue shirt and bow tie on the feed - wait, no. It's not him. But maybe his long-lost cousin? Puppets obviously have relatives. Obviously. ]

There are puppets here, too!

That's how he was made, so yeah. Is there any other way you want him to look at you??

[ Serious question, because NGL, he does come off as creepy-- DAVE SHOULD KNOW...

............ ]

[ Ohey. They haven't really talked but, she seemed nice?? Or whatever. God, at least he's not the one starting the conversation...

OR IS HE.

Dave looks back at Lil Cal for a minute, staring.

(Childhood, tormentee, ninja puppet. Super kawaii.)

He picks up the puppet's arm and waves it. ]

I think his manufacturers jam-packed him with cute aroma. It's what he pretty much aims for.

1 TH1NK TH3 ONLY TH1NG COOL3R WOULD H4V3 TO B3 TH3 M1GHTY ST33D H3S R1DD3N 1N ON

[The wave makes her laugh lightly, and she waves back]

Then I guess that worked pretty well. [She can't help but be curious, though, and her head tilts slightly as she asks] Hey, it might be a weird question, but did he just show up in your room this morning?

[Zimos just stares for a moment at the message. Then places his mic to his throat and start speaking.]

What the fuck?

Is that what you say to yourself when you wake up in the morning?

It's what I say when I see some motherfucker talking about a creepy-ass puppet saving the world.

fuck yeah
hes got a full blown pegasus heeding his every command
sitting on its back and flailing his mad puppet arms everywhere as it charges through the air
and his cool-o-meter
its like
throbbing or some shit from climaxing so hard

[ calling lil cal creepy we can actually totally deal with that shit yo ]

He's not here to look... pretty. He's here to make children cry and old men laugh and give motherfuckers the bird-- not literally, of course. He's a freaking Teenage Mutant Ninja Puppet, dude. This is what he was made to do.

[ and mess with dave like shit but that's another story. ]

oh no not that thing again

so youve seen him in your dreams too

...Seriously?

[ LIL CAL WILL PUT UP A FIGHT IF HE MUST, OBVIOUSLY. ]

4ND H3R3 1 THOUGHT YOU D1DNT TH1NK PUPP3TS W3R3 COOL 4FT3R YOUR HUM4N M4N-LUSUS D13D
TH3Y H4V3 R3D33M3D TH3MS3LV3S, 1T S33MS!

Oh! Sorry, I thought he was someone else. Are you Mr Puppet's friend? [ NO NEED. SHE'S STARING AT CAL IN RAPTUROUS WONDER. ]

[ god this is painful it almost actually hurts like a wince. ]

you dont get it
he came back

Y3S 1 KNOW
1 CH4TT3D W1TH H1M
DO3S H1S M1R4CULOUS R3SURR3CT1ON SUDD3NLY M4K3 TH3M COOL 4G41N?

not in my dreams no
i actually found him on alternia
but he looks to be in much better condition than he was when i found him

no
between you and me puppets are still really fucking lame
tbh i dont even get why cal showed up in my room anyway
hes bros property not mine

1 F1GUR3D YOU W3R3 JUST B31NG S3NT1M3NT4L
WHO KN3W TH3 COOL K1D COULD B3 SO 3ND34R1NG >:]
OH W41T
1 D1D

[ GOOD! he did that for a reason. ]

Yeah? I think it was like, a gift bestowed from the gods or something painfully obvious like that.

[ some gift tbh.. ]

[She nods] That's what I was wondering. I got one too, but yours is a bit more... Well, light-hearted, I guess! I just got a sword and woke up looking different.

Um...

Less...

Starey.

[Definitely a word.]

He just... [She flinches away from the feed and hides behind her hair,,,,,,,,,,]

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