asgardeventide | Chapter 03 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[So if you've been looking for Shiage today, he hasn't been out and about much. In fact, it looks like he's holed himself up in his (completely cleaned up) room. And what has he been doing all of this time? It looks like he's been playing video games. Dating sims, in fact. There's nothing harmless about this, right?

Obviously... When you've had your kokoro crushed, the most rational option is to close it off and dive into a place where you think everything is sunshine and rainbows. There's going to be a "Kyaaaaa!" and a "BAD COMMUNICATION" from the TV and Shiage mumbles something under his breath before he speaks more clearly.]

... Dammiiiiiit! If I only I had built up more affections points on Day 3, then maybe I could've tried jumping for Sakura-chan's route! Ahhh, but I can't resist the Class President's charms either! I really wanna clear her route too... Man, there's a lot of cuties in this game! [He still looks like ridiculously happy, though. Can't say it's the "healthy and normal" happy.]

But isn't that festival coming up soon? Heh heh heh~ Maybe I could rebound for the super moe Kisarag--Um, Sakura-chan before then! That could work out as long as I work hard enough. After I clear this game, what should I play next? Maybe I could go for an RPG! Whatever. I've got all the time in the world 'til my soul burns out!

... [A beat.] 'Least nothin' can you hurt you when you're in the 2D world.

[Yeah, something sounded off about that last line there. Guess who became a gamer NEET overnight.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

As if I'd ever let that happen! I forbid the consumption of any meat-flavored cakes with Meat inside at my meat-free wedding reception! Get the image out of your mind this instant or feel my wrath, Shiage!

Uwooooh...!! But, but...! It still would've been a sexy image! Fine! It's in the recycle bin within my mind, oh great Mikazuki-sama!

Recycle bin? So you're keeping it there to restore later?

W-WHO SAID ANYTHING TO RESTORING THOSE SEXY IMAGES!?

You seemed like the type who would...

No way! I would at least put them on a flashdrive for future use before deletin' 'em!

So you'd save them anyway! [ THE SOUND OF A FLYSWATTER GOES HERE ]

GYAAA! L-lemme rephase that! I would put the flashdrive away to prevent humanity from seeing its contents!

Keeping it for yourself, hm? You're selfish and a pervert... The more I know about you the less I want to associate with you.

I-I never said that out loud.... [DAMMIT.] Ahhh... I wish I were a plant.

Why a plant?

'Cuz I could still look pretty without makin' a fool of myself!

Very well. That will be your name from now on.

Wait... What the hell!? You're gonna call me "Plant"!? What kind of nickname is that...?!

Don't ask me, you're the one who came up with it.

Hey, hey! "Great Hero Hamazura" would be cooler nickname!

Too long. Just "H" would be better. In other words, ecchi.

I thought that was for the other one.

Quiet, plant. Though the way I see it, you're less like a plant and more like meat.

Enough with the meat! I should call you "Zura" or "Zebra" then!

It's not Zura, it's Katsura!

She got the reference?! Okay, that settles! You're gonna be Zura!

Aaah, shut up, shut up! Plants aren't allowed to talk!