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Shiage Hamazura ([personal profile] defiesfinality) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-13 05:34 pm

Chapter 03 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[So if you've been looking for Shiage today, he hasn't been out and about much. In fact, it looks like he's holed himself up in his (completely cleaned up) room. And what has he been doing all of this time? It looks like he's been playing video games. Dating sims, in fact. There's nothing harmless about this, right?

Obviously... When you've had your kokoro crushed, the most rational option is to close it off and dive into a place where you think everything is sunshine and rainbows. There's going to be a "Kyaaaaa!" and a "BAD COMMUNICATION" from the TV and Shiage mumbles something under his breath before he speaks more clearly.]


... Dammiiiiiit! If I only I had built up more affections points on Day 3, then maybe I could've tried jumping for Sakura-chan's route! Ahhh, but I can't resist the Class President's charms either! I really wanna clear her route too... Man, there's a lot of cuties in this game! [He still looks like ridiculously happy, though. Can't say it's the "healthy and normal" happy.]

But isn't that festival coming up soon? Heh heh heh~ Maybe I could rebound for the super moe Kisarag--Um, Sakura-chan before then! That could work out as long as I work hard enough. After I clear this game, what should I play next? Maybe I could go for an RPG! Whatever. I've got all the time in the world 'til my soul burns out!

... [A beat.] 'Least nothin' can you hurt you when you're in the 2D world.

[Yeah, something sounded off about that last line there. Guess who became a gamer NEET overnight.]

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-13 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not a woman, you buffoon!

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A true woman is too vibrant and full of life, to exist in some tiny box. An obvious fabrication like this is nothing like a real girl. It's obviously a substitute for something far superior!

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-13 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alright, this will NOT stand. You don't say that about girls in Johnny's presence, amigo.]

Are you done feeling sorry for yourself? Are you a man, or not? You run away into fantasy, merely to avoid the pain of a rejection? Men are strong, hardy beings of excitement and adventure! Just because you fail to claim the treasure you seek, doesn't mean you stop exploring!

If I was with you in person, I'd slap some sense into that miserable face of yours. Take things like a man, and go out in search of another love. Not even Johnny can succeed in romance all of the time. That doesn't mean I blame the women for it.

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-14 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Only the seas? Your resolve is weak.

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-14 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
My friend, I travel the SKY.

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-14 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
How will you breath in space?

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-14 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you expend that power upon that which isn't real? Prove your resolve by getting rid of it.

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-14 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
You want to show that you're thinking only of her, right? Unless she's not here, in which case I suppose it's a moot point.

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-14 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I can only help you so much. I'm sure you'll forge your own path.

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[personal profile] a_most_debonair_corsair 2012-03-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
You may call me...Johnny.