001 : Video : The Inadvertent Asgardian Occupation

[watsowned]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...the mythical city of Asgard deciding to be not-so-mythical.

Supernatural shenanigans are afoot. It must be a day ending in 'y.'

[ She rolls her eyes. Wendy may not be entirely sure what to make of this whole situation, but she figures her new, handy-dandy wrist communicator (or, more accurately, the people she can use it to communicate with) can help her out, aaand it's not as if she's a stranger to crazy situations like this. ]

I vote we skip the Wizard of Oz jokes, and head straight to the introductions and the passing on of necessary information about this inadvertent Asgardian occupation. Anything and everything is worth mentioning, FYI, because I'm not so sure I trust our gray hosts and hostesses' little welcome spiels. I mean, don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against the color grey or people lacking faces, but I've read The Giver, and I know that anything without a face could be totally up for stealing one, namely mine. Aaand while a face stealer makes for an awesome horror flick, in practice it seems a little extreme, human centipede extreme, if you know what I mean. 

[ le sigh ]

Anyway, hey, I'm Wendy Watson, and here's to hoping I won't be here all week. 

Comments

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[watsowned]

Question is: do they use their newly acquired face for good or for evil?

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[damnidjits]

[Oh, definitely someone who uses their brain. Bobby isn't so sure anymore after the string of murder cases involving faced suspects.]

Goin' on the assumption they're like regular folk, then I'd say both.

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[watsowned]

Fair enough.

I would say it could be worse, but then I'm sure the universe would go out of its way to prove me wrong.

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[damnidjits]

Sounds like you're talkin' from experience.

[And not the typical bad days most people have, but the sort that hunters have.]

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[watsowned]

[You're on the right track there; that's for sure.]

You don't know bad to worse until one reanimated terra cotta warrior turns into the apocalypse before you can say Qing Dynasty.

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[damnidjits]

[Man, how many worlds have to deal with apocalypses?]

Sucks. Clay men goin' Bruce Lee on your ass.

[Sigh]

Well ain't you in for a treat. Anyone tell you about Ragnarok supposedly happenin' here?

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[watsowned]

[Too many.]

Basically, but me and my boss Jack Baure-ed 'em before hellfire could rain down and destroy us all, so I'm counting that whole thing as a victory.

[Double sigh.] I've been told.

Aaand I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that you don't know how to stop it, because I don't, and the experts on apocalyptic craziness I know are back in Kansas with Toto.

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[damnidjits]

Typical day or wrong place, wrong time?

[Dealing with weird, supernatural-esque things, that is.]

Dealt with the Christian apocalypse. It ain't no cake walk, but averting it means there's a chance we can do somethin' about the Norse temper tantrum too.

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[watsowned]

A typical day at O.2.S.T.K. where we [ finger quotes ] "Fight evil so you don't have to."

[ She nods. ]

Between the two of us that's a pretty stellar track record, as far as averted apocalypses go.

Although now I gotta ask. What about you? This a normal day in the life of Insert-Your-Name-Here?

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[damnidjits]

[As long as they're not like the Ghostfacers...]

Some day job, eh?

[So a fellow hunter, but possibly from a different world if they've gone public.]

Bobby Singer. [Whoops, forgot to introduce himself. Oh well, have a grin.] And what do you think?