Wendy Watson (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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asgardeventide2012-03-11 10:00 am
watsowned) wrote in asgardeventide2012-03-11 10:00 am
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001 : Video : The Inadvertent Asgardian Occupation
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...the mythical city of Asgard deciding to be not-so-mythical.
Supernatural shenanigans are afoot. It must be a day ending in 'y.'
[ She rolls her eyes. Wendy may not be entirely sure what to make of this whole situation, but she figures her new, handy-dandy wrist communicator (or, more accurately, the people she can use it to communicate with) can help her out, aaand it's not as if she's a stranger to crazy situations like this. ]
I vote we skip the Wizard of Oz jokes, and head straight to the introductions and the passing on of necessary information about this inadvertent Asgardian occupation. Anything and everything is worth mentioning, FYI, because I'm not so sure I trust our gray hosts and hostesses' little welcome spiels. I mean, don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against the color grey or people lacking faces, but I've read The Giver, and I know that anything without a face could be totally up for stealing one, namely mine. Aaand while a face stealer makes for an awesome horror flick, in practice it seems a little extreme, human centipede extreme, if you know what I mean.
[ le sigh ]
Anyway, hey, I'm Wendy Watson, and here's to hoping I won't be here all week.
Supernatural shenanigans are afoot. It must be a day ending in 'y.'
[ She rolls her eyes. Wendy may not be entirely sure what to make of this whole situation, but she figures her new, handy-dandy wrist communicator (or, more accurately, the people she can use it to communicate with) can help her out, aaand it's not as if she's a stranger to crazy situations like this. ]
I vote we skip the Wizard of Oz jokes, and head straight to the introductions and the passing on of necessary information about this inadvertent Asgardian occupation. Anything and everything is worth mentioning, FYI, because I'm not so sure I trust our gray hosts and hostesses' little welcome spiels. I mean, don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against the color grey or people lacking faces, but I've read The Giver, and I know that anything without a face could be totally up for stealing one, namely mine. Aaand while a face stealer makes for an awesome horror flick, in practice it seems a little extreme, human centipede extreme, if you know what I mean.
[ le sigh ]
Anyway, hey, I'm Wendy Watson, and here's to hoping I won't be here all week.
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Was there anything else you were wanting to know, miss?
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I like it.
[Okay. She's a little too amused now.]
Actually, there is one thing. You haven't seen a guy tall enough to be Sasquatch running around here, have you? He probably mentioned exotic problems, saving the world, stopping the apocalypse -- things like that. Clean living is his credo and justice is his bride. He's kind of Dudley-Do-Right in the flesh. Definitely kooky and hard to miss.
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[ pause. ]
...would you happen to have a name for this man?
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[ Looks like a job for taking off his glasses and rubbing his temples again! ]
Sadly, yes. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you nevertheless, Miss Watson.
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